Saturday 3 November 2012

Massacre on Green Street. Allardici Slaughtered By Mancinyce!


So what happened there then? Little old West Ham, certainties for an immediate return to the Championship apparently, took on megabucks Unreal City and came away with a creditable draw. True we were at home, and true Man City had 61% of the possession, but who gives a toss? Ten games into the season and we have banked 15 points already. Another 21 from 28 games and we are safe!

True too we offered little going forward but full marks to Allardyce. Look at our defenders and Man City's attacking options and it must have been the biggest mismatch outside of Michael Gove having sex with Keira Knightley. But somehow, God only knows how, through wonderful organisation and superb determination, we came away with a clean sheet. And that was even with Spence coming on for Collins for the last 8 minutes!

And meanwhile, Wigan won at Spurs! Still in eighth place in the Prem! Level points with Arsenal! Still above Liverpool! I'll end by carrying a series of comments left this week from Leeds fans! But to be fair, the once mighty Whites did cling on for a draw against the Brighton team we thumped 6-0 in May!

I quote:

"I'm looking forward to Man city trouncing West Ham this evening."

And

"May i take this opportunity to give you your daily reminder? Less than 48 hours to go now until your shitty little team get torn apart by Man City. I can't wait. Have you got your excuses ready yet? It was the fault of- collins? Mccartney? O brien? Jussi? Or all of them?"

And

Leeds Mick said...
My weekend selections are-fulham v everton(draw) norwich v stoke (draw)spurs v wigan (home)w,ham v man city(away) birmingham v ipswich(home) charlton v boro(draw)derby v blackpool(away) forest v millwall(home)chesterfield v hartlepool(home). Put a weekend quickslip on 4 to 9folds or 5 to 9 folds. Betfred do a minimum stake of 5p so it will cost around 20quid.
 
(How wrong can you be! Incredible predictions there Mick. No wonder the bookies in Leeds can afford to watch games at Elland Road under Master Bates!)

And

One day to go hf. It's going to be like a public execution. I'm almost embarrassed for w,ham knowing what man city and tevez are going to do to them.

And

"You predicted Forest would be in the top 6 did you? You and everyone else,here's another obvious prediction for you psycho man,Man City to annihilate west ham next week. We'll see who else has mediocre players then. Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye or get the headmaster to do it for you. Can't wait for next week. Come on Tevez."

Where are Leeds in the Championship? Twelth! Oh the shame!

25 comments:

bluevalentine said...

Ah yes, Leeds. I remember them from the 70s. Dirty, cheating outfit.
Well, this is from a Man City fan. Well played you guys.
We should have won but you stuck to it all the way and well deserved the draw. Your defenders were heroic.

Anonymous said...

Haha your quite funny when you want to be

Anonymous said...

As a west ham fan im truely embarrassed to be supporting the same team as this petty little man. How sad is this article, your a joke of man. Get off the net and pull a bird or do something. Still a great result today tho.

Anonymous said...

needless to say i had the last laugh! sad no mates w@nker

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're happy with a 0-0 draw. Good for you. Hows it going in the League Cup by the way?

Anonymous said...

IORNS iorns IRONS Iorns IORNS iorns IORNS iorns IORNS :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Anonymous said...

Your just a soft cockney bastard mot!

Anonymous said...

Knob head

Anonymous said...

Man City ... no don't remember them from the 70's ...

Anonymous said...

The guy that writes these articles is a arse wipe enough said

Anonymous said...

I always read your blog and even if you might have a bit of a something agaisnt leeds for whatever reason but I don't let you get ypu my nose as much as some fans do. As a Leeds fan I don't think your giving your team enough justice here. If the hammers won this game I for one would say they more than deserved it. I didn't hear much people say that west ham would struggle to stay up this year I think the premiership is where both the Hammers and Leeds belong and maybe as soon as you realise that your blog might get a lot more positive comments on it.

Anonymous said...

steel steel bronze bronze yawn yawn spunk bubble .

Anonymous said...

Its amazing how quick u spout shite when it suits u ....i listened to the game and u got a lucky result .....come the end of the season we will c how cocky u r tw@t ....come the take over , we will c how cocky u r .....u reap wot u sew ....dickhead ....;)

Anonymous said...

26 shots to 7 tells a story pal !
you got lucky !

Travelling Hammer said...

Come on HF, when you actually get round to writing a West Ham thread it is littered with Leeds.....sorry said before, it's your blog, but this is simply BORING......yes I know I don't need to read what you write, but it was a once entertaining thing to do

Anonymous said...

Prat

Anonymous said...

Prat

Anonymous said...

22:01 lucky result?! fool... we hada perfectly good goal disallowed.

KevinCebu said...

Boy you have been a busy little beaver this weekend. Crock of shit. Still a WANKER! MOT

Anonymous said...

Wow, even after a magnificent nil:nil rear guard action like that your Leeds fixation still rises to the top of your agenda.

Do try to avoid counting your proverbial chickens this far before Xmas though - one may be accused of jinxing one's own good fortune!

Stop fighting it HF, you're Leeds through and through!

Anonymous said...

This scrotum is making a mockery of West ham and trying to increase friction between them and Leeds who he daily ridicules with his attempts to put down. I think this tranny has no links to any club he writes about and is really an armchair red scum who is trying to provoke antagonism between the two clubs fans so if in the future they end up in fisticuffs this keyboard warrior will sit back and say smuggly while HM smokes him ' I caused that ' sad and not wide of the mark

Anonymous said...

Do you actually think i took those selections to the bookies? Oh how i pull your strings and make you jump,twitch and bite. Following the theme of the comments, i myself put an irrelevant comment on and got my six year old to pick 9 results. I'll keep throwing the bait,you keep biting. Dickhead.

Leeds Mick said...

Do you actually think i took those selections to the bookies? Oh how i pull your strings and make you jump,twitch and bite. Following the theme of the comments, i myself put an irrelevant comment on and got my six year old to pick 9 results. I'll keep throwing the bait,you keep biting. Dickhead.

Anonymous said...

Good to see that credible West Ham fans think this guy is a clown also. Rather slag other teams off (i.e Leeds) than talk about the Hammers

Anonymous said...

Why is it always about Leeds with you? You're in the premier league doing well against man city, struggling against others. Why feel the need for every fucking blog I be about Leeds. I wouldn't start a Leeds blog and constantly talk about some dross like Leyton Orient every second. You're boring us now. I'm sick of my Leeds Utd News Now page getting clogged up with this wet spam bullshit. Fuck off would ye and do one you cockney wanker! Relegation fodder. See you in passing on our way up dickhead.