Wednesday 15 April 2009

Hammer Herita Our Horatio Hero!


It is confirmed, Ilunga is ours! This is fantastic news because the guy has been one of our best players this season, filling that problem left back berth with skill, passion and total commitment.

I still don't think we have seen the best of him yet. As the team grows in confidence, so Ilunga will be released more to attack down that left hand flank. When he does range forward, we look more dangerous and I'm sure Zola and Clarke will be exploring tactics to liberate him more in home games.

To think, Curbishley jumped ship because we sold McCartney and signed Herita instead. That just shows what a poor judge of a player Curbishley is! He is trying to claim £1 million off us for constructive dismissal on Friday. We should show the tribunal a tape of McCartney and Ilunga, and point out how many games each has played this season. "Forced to walk the plank?" the Judge would ask. "From what I've seen Mr Curbishley, you are the plank!"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Herito? At least spell your title right.

This site is the new WestHamFans.co.uk

A pile of drivel.

Hammersfan said...

Careful with the language mate, I've amended your reply so as not to offend. I will sack the typist!

Anonymous said...

For those of you that are new to Hammersfan allow me to fill in a few blanks. The guy seems hell bent of ruining what was once a vibrant site. The editor recently lost his wife and now has to bring up his 2 young children but this did not stop this sad excuse for a West Ham supporter spending most of his life on the site causing chaos either in his name or other ones he created. I have had my fair share of run ins with him but in the end withdrew and am now just a reader but I am very tempted to return. Leave Neville and his site alone and crawl back to where you came from.

Hammersfan said...

Anonymous, your unwillingness to leave a name is perhaps illuminating. I am more than happy to arrange a meet with you to discuss things through. For your information, I have offered to put up a link to the org on this site. Your vitriolic abuse, some of which I have had to edit, shows you in a very bad light without leaving a name. Email me, I will email back, and we can take it from there. I was one who offered to play in an org game after the death of Nev's wife. Happy to meet in a pub for a beer and a chinwag if you are up for it. If not, please cut the abuse. You do not know me and have no right to hurl these insults on the back of some exchanges on a football forum.

Anonymous said...

Correct I don't know you and don't wish to know you and as I said we stopped engaging months ago. Put a stop to your sick grudge and draw a line under it. Continue building up you site but call off your dogs otherwise I might just hound you.

Hammersfan said...

Truly puzzled by this reply. Still no name left I see. Still no acknowledgment that I have offered to carry a link to the org on here, a point blank refusal to meet face to face. I doubt that I want to "know you" but I'm happy to meet up to discuss things through as you seem so embittered. The threats to "hound me" are intriguing. Is that me personally, or this site? Can I expect burning Claret & Blue Klan crosses outside my homestead or just "Angry from we don't know where" posts on here? Who is hiding behind a computer screen now my friend? Let's meet and talk.

Hammersfan said...

And another point, what dogs am I meant to call off exactly? I have no idea who you are, how can I set dogs on you? This is very odd.

Anonymous said...

Where's my Wet Spam stitch in this thread gone, about Curbishley walking being nothing to do with Illunga and you Spammers crapping on all your managers inc' Greenwood and Llyall? You're just as bad as all the rest, freedom of speech, don't make me laugh Wet Spammer.

Hammersfan said...

Sorry mate, please post it again. I replied but a post got in between the two. I tried to copy, repost, delete to get the right reply sitting next to the right post and I cocked it up. It was genuinely an accident!

Anonymous said...

How about the Boleyn, you know the pub near West Ham football club, that would be a novelty for you. Hiding behind the computer screen now that's one of the bits you cleverly edited out isn't it? You would easily recognise me, 6 Foot 4 shaven head with a Swastika on my forehead, well of course that is what you would like to think isn't it? By the way keep editing bits out and I will keep dropping it back in. Working nights has its benefits and unless you want to sit up all night... Enjoying our little bit of banter are we? I'm not, like I said don't really want to engage with you but now I've started I might just hang around for a bit.

Hammersfan said...

Ok the Boleyn, when do you want to make it? Drop me the email first. I will need a few more distinguishing features, your description embraced approximately 50% of the clientele last time I was in there! As for editing out some of your comments, if you are happy to give me a name and address, I will arrange for a solicitor's letter to be sent to you. I don't mind a bit of banter but if you libel me, I will delete it, or seek redress if you are brave enough to leave a name. Still operating as anonymous I note!