According to a report on KUMB, Tristan has been fined for drunk driving. The KUM report reads,
"Diego Tristan has been banned from driving for 32 months after being caught drunk at the wheel.
The 33-year-old United striker, who has been enjoying a run in the first team of late was arrested after testing positive for a breath test which followed a road accident on January 25th this year."
He was driving a Porsche apparently which seems to me a terrible waste of a powerful motor. I mean, drunk or not, there's no way Tristan is ever going to be done for speeding!
2 comments:
LOL Too many Shandrys
LOL I've just had to Google Tristram Shandy to understand the joke. I should change the headline!
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