Friday, 12 June 2009
Faubert Shocked By Recent Events
Julian Faubert is reportedly in a state of shock after discovering that Real Madrid do not see him as value for money at £6m. After giving it his best shot whilst on loan to the Spanish giants (it passed ten yards over the bar!), Faux Pas is puzzled by the decision to purchase Ronaldo and Kaka for a combined fee of £136m rather than invest the last numeral in himself.
The player's agent, Pierre Grandderriere told reporters: "Julian has been stunned to discover that Madrid consider Ronaldo and Kaka to be better options. He would like to know when either of them has filled in at right back. Madrid have failed utterly to grasp Julian's versatility."
He continued: "If Madrid think that either Kaka or Ronaldo will be happy sitting on the substitute's bench then they have another thought coming. You can only field 11 players at any given time so you have to have somebody who is comfortable starting games on the bench. Julian is so relaxed about it that he fell asleep during one game. Ronaldo would simply throw a hissy fit in that situation!"
He added: "Still Madrid's loss is West Ham's gain. The substitute's bench was very lightweight towards the end of last season. Now, by putting five players at one end and Julian and Ashton at the other, the team will have a balanced bench for the start of the new season."
Posted by Hammersfan at 13:03