Saturday, 6 June 2009
I've started so I won't finish...Boa lasts 45 mins!
Well there's a shocker. Selected to play against the mighty Albania, Hammer enigma Luis Boa-Morte lasted just 45 minutes in his come back game for Portugal. To those who see Boa for what he is, the only surprising thing about this news is that he was given a start in the first place; but for the claret and blue tinted glasses brigade, the discovery that Boa is not good enough for international football, even when the opponents are part timers, will come as a huge shock.
Hammers fan and football pundit Lee Vitout raged, "This is a disgrace. Boa has been brilliant for West Ham. OK he was a mug but he aint now. He's better than that diving pillock Ronaldo for starters. If somebody was going to be subbed it should have been him."
Vitout was still fuming about criticism of Green's performance for England in Kazakhstan. He raged, "Green kept a clean sheet. He didn't try to save that off side goal. He knew their geezer was offside. He let the cross go. He was looking at the flag not the ball. Anybody who says he missed that cross is a mug. Or a Spud."
Still, there was better news for Vitout regarding Upson. He was back to his Curbishley inspired best, regularly missing out the England midfield with ill directed lumps into the Kazakhstan half. Vitout explained, "If he had used the midfield he might have passed to Fat Frank. No West Ham player will pass to Lumpard."
Posted by Hammersfan at 22:41