Monday, 8 June 2009
Snow White to Sign For Man City?
With rumours circulating that Tevez has signed for Man City, Mark Hughes is surely now in the market for Snow White to make up the cast of his fairy story!
In Wright-Phillips, Tevez, Bellyache, Ireland and Ribena, he already has five of the necessary dwarfs, though how they all match up to the Walt Disney originals I'm not quite sure. Bellyache would have to be Grumpy, Ireland looks like Dopey and Ribena is Sleepy but Wright-Phillips? Was there really a dwarf called Flatter to Deceive? And as for Tevez, I'm pretty certain there wasn't one called Ugly As Sin!
Actually, on reflection, give him a golf club and Bellyache might qualify as Bashful - as in full of bashes! Number six could be Parker, and with his fitness record he would be Sneezy! With Bellyache and Parker on the books they would certainly need a Doc!
All joking apart, if Tevez has signed, that must surely signal the end of Bellyache's City career before it has even started. Venit, criminor, vulnero. He came, he moaned, he got injured! Don't you just feel for the guy?
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:04