Tuesday 16 June 2009

'Arry Enfield And Tottenham Hotspur


It has just occurred to me that 'Arry Enfield must have based the bulk of his act upon Tootatthem Trotspurs. Remember that obnoxious couple, "I think you will find we are considerably richer than yow"? Doesn't that sound like every Cockyfool who comments on here?

Then there is Loadsamoney! That's 'Arry to a T! Bosh, bosh, bosh, how much? Loadsamoney!!!!!!

Of course Levy would be "You-Don't-Wanna-Do-It-Like-That"...before he sacks yet another manager!

The Double-Take brothers would look repeatedly amazed when they see Keane and Defoe back in Tootatthem shirts next season whilst Pleat and Hoddle can appear on TV as Smashie and Nicey.

Jurgen The German is self explanatory of course!

Nice But Dim - Bentley - the stupid sod thought joining Tootatthem would enhance his England prospects!

Kevin and Perry? Every Tootatthem fan when he looks at the table..."This is so unfair!!!!!!!"

OK, so we can lay claim to the Slobs!

64 comments:

Sid said...

What is the West Hams supporters obsession with Spurs supporters?, are you all feeling a bit inadequate?.
It is so sad to see the West Ham blogs main topic of conversation being Tottenham, is your club now so small that it is no longer worth talking about?

Crying shame.

Anonymous said...

F all to report on wet spammers site as usuall, always in our shadows

billiospur said...

oi alf garnett!

Richy T said...

typical west ham blog talking about Tottenham try winning a trophy in the next 30 years please :)

Anonymous said...

YAWN

Anonymous said...

prick

Anonymous said...

I think Frank doberman just might have been a hammer

stu - a leyton orient fan!! said...

enjoy fishing for spurs fans who may bite but really posting such an article does tend to suggest that the author is a bit sad and has a bit too much time on his hands.... perhaps his time could be better spent working on his inferiority complex...

Anonymous said...

I take it that you must be one of the recently unemployed.

How bored are you? You boring twat.

Anonymous said...

We finished above you, you muggy twat.

Hammersfan said...

Another Enfield character suggested by these comments! "Oi, 'Ammersfan, NO!!!!!!!"

bennywhu said...

west ham 4 west germany 2. u yids luv to mug yourself off.. is it cos u got no foreskin to tug on........ oh and spending 100 mil more than us got u loads more points..MUGS

Anonymous said...

bennywhu, you do realise that west ham didn't actually win the world cup right??? Does Lampard scoring in the cup final count as a west ham victory? be the only one you get

Anonymous said...

Harry was West Ham managerwhen Enfield was creating his characters. TWOTS

Tomst said...

Oh dear. Concentrate on your own side mate.

Hammersfan said...

1740, Moore, Hurst & Peters were CURRENT West Ham players at the time.

Hammersfan said...

LOL I knew there would be one who would make that point. How about Bentley as "Nice But Dim"? Well he thought joining Spurs would further his England career!

bennywhu said...

yeah sorry it is kinda funny that most great england stars come through academy still. how many yid products do u ever see in the side

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan is a trolling idiot.

Anonymous said...

"The crazy world of West Ham United!" - Are you sure? Sounds more like a Spurs blog to me.

Hammersfan said...

LOL 1749, "You Don't Wanna Do It Like That!"

Anonymous said...

Idiot

WHENDIDWESTHAMLASTWINSOMETHING??WORRYABOUTYOUROWNTEAM said...

^^^

Anonymous said...

Who guided England to the 1966 victory - alf ramsey ex spurs player and lifelong supporter.

But we wont go on about that, cos we've won something recently.

Anonymous said...

Typical Spammer fansite always talking about Tottenham, jealousy me thinks!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah I forgot to mention Harry Redknapp came to us because it was finally a chance to manage a BIG club as previously the best he had was with Portsmouth, says it all really!

Aaron said...

Constantly writing crap.
Keep it to yourself, its all bolox anyway, shitty blog.

Anonymous said...

So by your "Wet Sham won the World Cup in '66", did Ar5ena1 win it in '98?

Wouldn't West Ham fans want to go onto this blog and read about their own club rather than this unhealthy obsession with other clubs?
Tit

Benny's Afro said...

This really is pretty desperate.

Anonymous said...

let him talk shite if hes BLOGGING online old people and kids are safe on the streets

Anonymous said...

fabio grosso scored the winning goal in the last world cup final, does that mean palermo won the world cup?
bobby moore would be turning in his grave if he saw the rubbish you post on here, lol

Hammersfan said...

If you guys sign Ashton from us you could have "Fat Bloke" too!

LOL The indignation is awesome! So easy to wind up a Cockyfool!

Hammersfan said...

Sign Huntelaar and Horse Face and you would have the two gay Dutch coppers!

Hammersfan said...

Shouldn't all you Cockyfool posters sign in as either Lee or Lance?

Edz said...

can i just say the majority of hammers fans don't give a flying f**k about Tottenham. Why this blog was written, i don't know, but what i do know is the 'rivalry' between our clubs is nearly as pathetic as the 'what was the last thing you won' discussion. If that was the case, Leeds would join in and put us both to shame, and so would Nottingham Forest for that matter, so please understnad that history means little when discussing trophies IMO

Hammersfan said...

Edz, look at the number of replies. It is like tying something to the tail of a dog, it runs round in circles for hours, yap, yap, yapping!

Edz said...

lol v.true

I do credit you for being able to relieve alot of Tottenham supports stress

Hammersfan said...

; }

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine a Tottenham website commenting on the little team in East London. What would be the point?

Anonymous said...

Nice ad a the bottom of the page, maybe you owners could get a micro loan of them and help you stave of relegation next season, you could buy some nobody from Leeds.

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Eastend pikey stop trying to mug your rich nighbours.

rs hotspur said...

think am right in saying moore wanted to leave EAST ham but had to sign a new contract to be able to play in the w/cup

Yawn said...

Congratulations, another article on Tottenham's Newsnow site. Now bore off.

spooky said...

I can't say I get your argument mate. You saying you post these type of things to not get a reaction from Spurs fans but because they are weak they do react and then you get to say 'look they're weak they couldn't resist'.

Tbh, I still have no idea what the article is meant to achieve.

Better luck next time perhaps?

Anonymous said...

Home & away

Hammersfan said...

1916, not much point mate, most of our caravans aren't connected to the internet so how would we read them?

el martillo said...

LOL Scotty you put me in mind of a rather errant teenager who buys a pint of maggots and releases them onto the floor. Having watched them blindly crawl about for awhile and eventually pupate you take your pleasure by swatting the emerging white and bluebottles!

Anonymous said...

why don't we all unite and help Harry recover from his cheek sag.

Anonymous said...

All this west ham hate tottenham sh1t has got a bit boring tbh, you lot are never going to be bigger than spurs when you got the chuckle brothers in aka Tevez and mascherano the other year you all thought you were going to be the dogs dangly bits. Deep down you know you should of gone down that season. Lady luck beamed her light down and 15 million pound later you stayed up. How you lot have the adacity to take a dig at us spurs fans when we nicked 6 points of you last season is beyond me. This wet spam won the world cup is total bollox, takes eleven players to make a team not three. I seriously laugh at your club...forever in our shadow.

bloke said...

I have now read three or four of these 'West Ham Blogs' and would make the following comments:

1: They are funny (a West Ham blog that usually has only 2-3 West Ham fans contributing... rarely has West Ham in the title)
2: They are a bit sad (Why bother writing a blog of this quality (or lack of it) and then linking it to News Now?)
3: They are 90% bollocks (crap ideas/thoughts, inaccurate points made by the blogger and most of the the contributors... FFS; West Ham didn't win the f*ckin' WC any more than Spurs did; Jimmy Greaves goals got the team to the and the manager was an ex-Spur and fan - so what... England won the WC for gods sake; GROW UP)
4: Please drop the incessant and pathetic attempt to goad Spurs fans into considering there is a rivalry between Spurs and West Ham. There really isn't, Spurs fans generally don't even acknowledge that West Ham are in the same league let alone the same City. That maybe arrogant, but that is the truth, why bother trying to get their fans down to West Ham's level.
5: As per above; does this blogger ever not put Spurs, Tottenham, links to Spurs players etc in the title? Surely if they wanted to have a West Ham blog they should write something about West Ham???
6: Spurs Fans - PLEASE DON'T VISIT THE SITE, DON'T COMMENT... give it up for your own pride.

As a final aside to balance the comments so far; Harry Enfield West Ham inspired characters:
- Kevin & Perry; similar brain power.
- Wayne and Waynetta; similar dress sense and hygiene standards.

Spike said...

Total prick and a complete embarrassment to all decent West Ham fans.

Hammersfan said...

lol MARTY, AND THE REGULARS LIKE FRIEND SPIKE KEEP RETURNING TO URGE OTHERS NOT TO COME HERE.

JohnnyB said...

"Edz, look at the number of replies. It is like tying something to the tail of a dog, it runs round in circles for hours, yap, yap, yapping!"
Is that why you do it then? You write a West Ham blog that's all about Spurs, so you can get Spurs fans to come on here and call you a c**t?
I'll be honest here, you're embarassing a lot of Hammers fans.

Hammersfan said...

Is that right rubber? So you've never given anybody a good ribbing then?

who framed ruel fox? said...

Well, I must say I was awfully excited about visiting this site. I'd hear such good things about it; full of sharp wit and humour, I was told.

A real hoot.

Tell me, where do I collect my refund?

Because this appears to be the scribblings of a retard.

Or did I miss the point?

Yido for life said...

Home and away, well done hammers may be next season you might score against us again and may be just may be win, but don't put any money on it because "Ary" won't let that happen, always living in the shadow of tottenham get used to it, well you should be by now! When was the last time you won silverware?

Hammersfan said...

Y for Life. "I think think you will find we are considerably richer than yow".

Anonymous said...

toot@them, trotspurs and cocky fools are soooooo not funny, they some up this blog really, clever dick with no street cred trying sooooo hard to prove he knows something about football and a bad mistake of trying to think of alternative names that are soooooo badly naff like the blog really - wet spam stick your bubbles up your crap maker and see if you can turn out something a little better to ease your jealousy Arry arry gis a wave arry gis a wave

Hammersfan said...

He will when he is shown the door in October mate. Back to Sandbanks with £5m compensation to see him over the month before Pompey reappoint.

Hammersfan said...

On the nickname front, let's see how many of them catch on. I've seen the Cockyfools cropping up a few times on the net as has my name for the Wearysiders, Blunderland.

Anonymous said...

Arry ain't going nowhere mate, not down south unlike wet sham south in the prem for you bankrupt pikey's while Arry will finish us above you crap paper and on into Europe. Wearysiders and Blunderland ha ha if you think they are funny you're in Blunderland yourself. Show me the link to where cocky not funny fools is being used by anyone but you. The only cocky fool is you spammer

Hammersfan said...

1006, it isn't meant to be funny ha ha, this blog isn't a circus and I am not a clown. The nicknames sum up the clubs. Tottenham are arrogant and stupid, thus Cockyfools. They also get bad tummies when the pressure builds, thus Trotspurs. The club is also tooting at the big Mercs when it pulls up behind them at the lights. Look at me! Look at me! Look at great big Tootatthem!

As for Sunderland, their history is one blunder after another and the Wearsiders have grown weary with the errors, thus Wearysiders and Blunderland.

Wet Spam? In what way is that relevant, it is Primary school playground name calling, devoid of thought - like the stupid Spuds used by moronic West Ham fans for Tootatthem. Ho ho, it starts with s and ends with s and has five letter. On that basis, why not Shits? or Spits?

Anonymous said...

Sunderland's history is full of blunders?

Why have the won twice as much silverware as West Ham, then?

Hammersfan said...

OK, Blunderland's history since 1973!

Anonymous said...

HF 1201 what mega drivel you dribble, that's witty as well as funny. Lets all laugh at wet spam lets all laugh at wet spam la la la la