Thursday, 4 June 2009
Something Fishy About Our Transfer Targets
And we thought there was a whiff about the Tevez and Mascherano deal when they arrived fresh from a World Cup to join little old West Ham. Fishy? No, everything above board we were told. But this time there's no doubt about it, any talk of signing a Fanni has to have a fishy whiff about it!
What a dressing room we could have next season if we net both the French Fanni and Bates from Miserableborough. We will be the butt of all jokes in the Premiership if we sign them! Start reading the team sheet: Green Fanni? No I'd rather Master Bates thanks very much!
Who needs nicknames when the club signs players with names like Rod Fanni! Let's sign Shittu too just for a laugh! Bernt Hass is another must, along with Arse Shavings from Arsenal. Dickov could make a return to the Prem and we could bring in Seaman to coach Green. And let's get Marcus Bent and team him up with Yoo Suck! Then there's that German Kuntz (no, that's not another name for Ballack!) and his mate Uwe Fuchs, not to be confused with another potential signing Milan Fukal. David Goodwillie would fit in well with Fanni and we could also recruit Quim and Johan de Cock whilst we are about it.
I know, schoolboy humour, but honestly, it invites it doesn't it? One last one, don't let Butt slip down to the Fizzy Pop!
Posted by Hammersfan at 21:14