Friday 19 June 2009
West Ham, Tottenham, Man City and Liverpool To Enter New F1 Competition.
Following the decision of the leading teams to pull out of F1, Tottenham, Liverpool, Man City and West Ham have announced plans to enter cars in their club liveries in next season's competition. Bernie Ecclestone said in a statement: "This is an exciting development, a genuine fusion of two sports and we are hopeful that other teams will follow the lead. Season ticket holders at the four clubs will qualify for 50% reductions on entry prices for the British Grand Prix and the clubs anticipate benefiting from various opportunities from cross over marketing and advertising."
There are genuine concerns, however, about the possibility of redirection of transfer funds into the development of the cars. "Formula 1 is an expensive business," explained Nigel Mansell, "and I'm not sure that the clubs fully appreciate what they are getting into. You don't just buy a car and spray it in the team colours."
Speculation is now rife as to what model of cars will represent the football clubs. Car and football expert Lee Vitout outlined his ideas. "Liverpool's car is likely to be modelled on the Ferrari obviously - bright red naturally and very exciting looking. Unfortunately it is unlikely to make much progress with piles of bricks under each wheel arch."
"The Unreal City car will probably be a second hand Astra picked up for a bargain basement £36m from a car lot in Brazil."
"West Ham would have had little hope if entering the caravan towing brown Volvo of Alan Curbishley but Zola's Mazda may be a genuine contender if it doesn't keep breaking down in mid race. It may be that certain key components need to be replaced."
"The Tottenham car is something of a mystery. Despite looking good in last year's trials, it seems a complete overhaul is being planned this summer. Hopes of finishing on the podium are likely to be frustrated when the car stalls yet again on the starting grid! A change of driver six or so races into the season is unlikely to help, unless success is measured by finishing half way down the field yet again!"
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17 comments:
That was one of the least funny things I have read in a long time.
Wait for it, wait for it.... here come all the insults from all the humourless mugs.
Va Va voom!!! LOL.
Very goog, enjoyed that
This will be the first of many from other people:
YOU'RE A MORON.
1741 beat you to the jump SN6. But then he is on the clutch all day waiting for me to post, then, foot on the gas, wheel spin, acerbic comment...
Lol,just like City,going out to buy Kaka and coming back with Bellamy is like going out to buy a Porshe and spending Porshe money only to come back with a clapped out Ford Focus.
Woeful
LOL 2009
ah everyday on newsnow i see a hammers blog with a spurs article. why is that exactly? nothing to talk about on your end? pathetic you really are obsessed with tottenham, i think you should seriously consider changing this to tottenham site
2122, there are 3 other cklubs in the title!
i know there are but everyday i see an article that has tottenham involved somehow on a west ham site which just baffles me to be honest
Does it. Good job you're not Sherlock Holmes. "Frankly Watson, I'm baffled to be honest."
and Spurs will always finish above West Ham to drive their fans round the bend
Why do they let kids write blogs?
(If you're not a kid, you must be one special guy...and not in a good way .(just to clarify incase you can't quite understand))
seems like we have a few fortune tellers on our hands "Spurs will always finish above West Ham". What if Wet ham actually finished above tottenham i wonder, i guess it wouldn't be made a big deal of like when boxers get real cocky only to get knocked out (Amir Khan)
spuds bit was funny lol but man giv it a rest its just not funny
Spurs fan here... I can't believe I'm saying this but hammersfan have some valid points. F1 and football just doesn't go together! And to be fair to hammersfan the f1 car analogy describing spurs was a good one.
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