Monday 15 June 2009

Revenge on Sheffield United at last!


Oh dear God, please let it be true. It would appear that Shafting United are CHASING Nigel Quashie! Now then, running as quickly as possible in the opposite direction might make sense, but chasing the guy? It's a bit like advertising for unprotected sex with a confirmed HIV carrier!

Please let it happen! We could offer them Davenport too as part of the stage payment deal for that little Tevez trick. Just imagine, we could then say that not only did we relegate the Blunted Blades by playing Tevez illegally, but we equipped their squad to stay in the Fizzy Pop permanently!

Chasing Quashie! They would do better if they found Nemo and gave him the anchor midfield role! I know Sheffield is famous for its knives but I didn't know they were tooling themselves up to open their own wrists!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah agreed love to see it happen. Please god let it happen the guy is a jonah and would get them relegated like most of his other clubs. get roeder in as well.

Anonymous said...

Silly bitter little southerners. Im Surprised We would go for him, may as well bid for higher valued players now we have all your dirty money.

Hammersfan said...

If you actaully have any of our dirty money!

Anonymous said...

I think the Sheffield "supporter" was referring to the dirty methods they used to get the money.

Anonymous said...

1642!

Lets not forget that you have also been found guilty of breaking the very same rule, utter hippo-crit!!!

Anonymous said...

SUFC have NOT been found guilty of the same thing at all. t0$$er

Hammersfan said...

1702, too true. The illegal you played was crap - like the rest of your team! At least when we cheat, we cheat with style!

Anonymous said...

what a great post and hammersfan a very funny remark in the last post made me LOL sorry had 2 be done. Please god let them have him what a player he would be I for one would start calling him a west ham legend if he got them relegated even lower down the football leagues ha ha let's just see what happens

Anonymous said...

what is even sweeter is our strenthening of their arch rivels, Wednesday, with the cream of our youth. pure genious !

Anonymous said...

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good riddance from the Prem
Nobody there likes you
Especially those in
CLARET AND BLUE......

Anonymous said...

can someone please elaborate who this "ilegal player" sheffield United played was?

Anonymous said...

didnt sum1 say watford were gna sue them scummy blades 4 playin kabba when he shouldn't hav been! c there so pathetic coz its not like thats cheating now is it! and that mug morgan 4 elbowing hume barnsley want them done c no1 likes u scummy blades come on u irons!

Anonymous said...

Please, if these blunt beggars want Quashie let them have him. He might be quite good for them.

Anonymous said...

Sad acts leaving comments, and it's all the "hammers" fans. They have a shite team do west ham, they were all brickin it when Lucas niell sed was leaving. He'd never get in our team ahead of the amzing naughton and walker.
And sueing players, tevez is a dirty cheat who needs his chin sorting out, I'm sure all the west ham fans will have one spear coz they all have about 20!

Anonymous said...

I think it's disgusting how West Ham cheat then the fans take it out on sheffield united. Thats like touching up a small child then beating him for it.
I'm a neutral fan as I support Preston North End and I can safely say the biggest in justice in modern football was Sheffield United getting relegated. Shouldn't of happened and it's been proven it shouldnt so West Ham fans grow up and cough up the cash to the first United.

Steve,

Hammersfan said...

Steve,how did you stumble on to this site if you support Preston? You're welcome, but I'm interested.

Anonymous said...

I'm a journalist so I tend to look a lot of fan sites etc for research and general opinions on things.

I did a lot of stuff on the Tevez saga.

Cheers,
Steve

Hammersfan said...

Steve, as a journo, you should take a little more care with your English mate. If I was your sub editor I would be putting a flea in your ear! Sure you're not a Blunted Blade pretending to be a neutral? After all, Shafting United spent a whole season pretending to be a Premiership club!

What is Warnock's theme tune? "I won't go down with that ship"?

Anonymous said...

What a freak this Steve fella is. What's with the description of child abuse to even think that? You should be locked up.

Anonymous said...

Ha, it was late to be fair. I was up all night looking after my toddler.

It wasn't Tevez who was in the wrong, it was West Ham.

You can think what you like my friend. I'm not bothered if you think I support Sheffield United or West Ham.

Take Care,
Steve

P.S I know you rough & tough football fans don't take to "journos"

Hammersfan said...

Only in the Green Street movie mate. You shouldn't believe what you see in the films. Some of my best friends are journos.

Anonymous said...

Watford fan here, just to clear it up, we weren't going to sue Sheffield United. You've gotten your facts horribly wrong, WE had Steve Kabba and were playing against sheffield united. People complained that Kabba didn't play because we made an agreement with sheffield united, but really it was just that Marlon King came back so Kabba got himself a nice seat on the bench.

Carlton Cole said...

Bitter sheffield united fans..
still moaning about us cheating what you going to do sue us as your not watching premier league football. Tevez was a reason why we stayed up but if we fielded him alone im pretty sure we wouldn't so have fun in the championship AGAIN let all your players rot and your fans hate us.. Cause when u meet us next im sure we will batter you on and off the pitch then you can have something else to moan about.. And you didn't get relegated because of west ham it was because your team is awful you got beaten by Burnley HAHAHAHAHA