Tuesday, 17 August 2010
Behrami dancing round a pole, begging, "Look at me!"
After watching Behrami everytime an opponent came within a yard of him, I could understand why the Swiss were famous for their rolls, but up to now, I had no idea that Swiss Tarts were a delicacy too. I thought we sent disabled people to Amsterdam on our taxes, not to Geneva!
But the way Behrami is dancing round his pole, wriggling his skinny little body in his crotchless panties begging, "Come and get me Roma, I'll be your plaything" is making me puke.
When he arrived at the club, the Claret and Blue Klan went overboard about the guy. Just because he ran around a lot, with his tongue hanging out, he was immediately enshrined into the West Ham hall of fame. Never mind that he can't score, can't cross, has a poor tackling technique and plays with his head down so doesn't see a pass, he was hailed as a genius because of the amount of ground he covered over 90 minutes. Well a shit spreader can cover acres in 90 minutes! I said the guy wasn't all that on the Org and you could hear the howls of protest and derision before opening the thread!
What is most sickening about this is Behrami's probable destination. Remember we bought him from Lazio and where does Villain want to go now, only Roma! Now rivalries do not come more intense than the rivalry between Lazio and Roma - it is on a par with our loathing of Millwall. For Roma fans, it is like walking in and finding your wife lap dancing for your sworn enemy. Well worse actually. How much are you prepared to pay anonymous?
The other sickening thing is that Behrami's stock is low now, clubs have seen through those panties and know his tackle aint all that! This time last year he was being linked with Unreal City with figures in the region of £17 million being floated; now we would be lucky to get £7m spread over three years.
Behrami is blaming his wife of course. But then, the image of her lap dancing is a darn sight more attractive than that image of Behrami bending foward and wiggling his backside at the Roma directors. Personally, I think Sullivan should take him unawares. Then he would writhe in agony with good reason for once!
Posted by Hammersfan at 11:22