Tuesday 24 August 2010

My Hammer Search For Players


With the search for players becoming increasingly desperate, Goldfinger and Sullimanji are considering placing as ad on the appropriately named myhammer.co.uk.

The site, which promises the UK's best Tradesmen and Handymen, seems ideal for the club's purposes. You post an ad, saying the job you need doing, and hey presto, a skilled workforce offers their services.

Avram could post:

Needed, a keeper who can catch crosses, defenders who can mark and defend, midfield players who can see more than three feet in front of them and forwards who can score goals.

You never know, it may work. One thing's for sure, it can't be any less successful than our present recruitment policy!

No comments: