Friday, 6 August 2010
Behrami's Agent Begging For Bidders!
Well talk about tarting your player around, Behrami's agent Beltrami has told reporters that, "Valon is glad of the interest of Roma. He is honoured to be in the aims of such a prestigious club" and invited clubs to make offers to West Ham. With interest distinctly lukewarm, he might consider preparing a Michael Owen style dossier. I'm happy to help with the wording!
Valon Behrami For Sale. Jack of all Trades, Master of None!
Here is your unique opportunity to buy a full back who can't tackle, a winger who can't cross and a midfielder player who doesn't score goals. Rarely does such a unique combination of talents become available!
When fit, which isn't so often these days, Valon will run and run and run. Adept at buying free kicks by tumbling as he loses control of the ball, Behrami will win the hearts of your club's fans with his 100% commitment to the cause. He simply loves to his dying day the club he happens to be playing for at any given time.
So, after his fantastic showing in the World Cup, why not buy Behrami today? There's hot and there's Behrami!
Remember when Man City were rumoured to be preparing a bid of £17 million for the guy?
Posted by Hammersfan at 12:03