The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
Deadline Day - A Scream Ride In Prospect!
Yobo on loan? Why? We have centre backs coming out of our ears! Behrami to Palermo? Probably for six bob and two empty Tizer bottles. Upson shipped out? But where? Who wants him? Apart from Capello of course!
Da Costa must be leaving surely? He is a Nani man and they seem to be carriers of the Bubonic Plague as far as Goldfinger and Scullimanga are concerned. A 28 year old left back who will cost us £1.5million? Well he must be brilliant mustn't he?
A beanpole striker from Brescia? Another deal involving Nani? How many times do we want to be shafted exactly?
Parker to Tottenham, Keane to West Ham? Well I've been predicting that for some time and the papers have caught up with me at last. Will it happen though? I can see Parker going but I'm not so sure Keane will agree to the deal.
Cole to Liverpool? Well Woy has bought Onecapchesky so it looks like he is recruiting journeymen.
By the end of today we will have a much clearer picture of what is happening at the club we love. We could end up with a team fit for the Fizzy Pop or we could be equipped to storm into, well 17th is just about the best we can hope for!
Fasten the seat belts, it is going to be a bumpy ride!