Friday, 13 August 2010
Parker Poised To Sign New Contract
The new contract has been on the table since July 28 and Parker is still poised to sign it. That's one hell of a warm up to sign your name on a contract extension.
Of course, he could be checking the small print, you never know what slippery detail the Davids might slide in there: gratifying Karren's sexual needs twice a week; appearing in one of the Davids' movies, completing his trademark 360 degree spin as Scotty moves from one woman to another in the orgy scene; or more sensibly, a clause that results in him only picking up that fantastic salary when fit and playing!
On the other hand, Scotty may have turned his back on £30,000 over the last two weeks because he is waiting and hoping for something. You can picture the scene. Sullivan offers the pen to Scotty and says, "You just have to make your mark there son."
"Was that the phone?" asks Scotty.
"I don't think so," replies Sullivan.
"I think it was," says Scotty, "You never know, it might be Mr Levy with an improved offer."
The guy is being offered over £70,000 a week for the honour of playing for West Ham, and he still hasn't got around to signing that contract. Doesn't that tell you something about the commitment of Mr West Ham?
"So, Scotty son, if you would like to..."
"Cramp. Ouch! Ouch! Sorry, Mr Sullivan, I have writer's cramp. Can't hold the pen! Hang on, was that the phone? I think it was you know. Maybe it's Mr Levy with that improved offer?"
Posted by Hammersfan at 17:10