Monday, 23 August 2010
Duxbury Scores For West Ham At Last!
How many of us felt the need to follow the OS link entitled "Duxbury at the double"? Oh dear God, Brown is back, surely the Great Puppet Master hasn't slipped in through the back door too?
Happily, it isn't Scotty. The headline referred to 'Tracey Duxbury', Scotty's TV manifestation, who netted twice for the "West Ham Ladies" at the weekend against the hairy chested belles of Colchester.
As with the guys, the match turned on a missed penalty, although this time West Ham benefited from the failure to convert from 12 yards. Good to see the club winning a game, although it sort of supports my assessment that the team lacks balls!
Hang on a minute. Scott Tracey, Scott Duxbury, The Grand Puppet Master, Tracey Duxbury, female Managing Director...do I smell a rat here? Has anybody seen Scott Duxbury since his departure from Upton Park?
He hasn't gone, has he? Have you seen that picture of "Tracey"? She aint exactly a looker is she?
What was that Scotty? "I'm not Scotty, I'm Tracey, I'm a lady."
Posted by Hammersfan at 11:18