Tuesday 31 August 2010

Transfer Window? A dreadful missed opportunity!




So what was all that about then? We may have signed Jacobsen at the last minute but, apart from that, nothing, nowt, zilch, zero.  So let's get this straight. If Ilunga picks up a long term injury, Spector is our left back. That's reassuring! And if Cole is injured? Well we have Piquionne and Benni to smash home the goals. And if Green is injured? Well we have Stech. And who is going to get the goals from midfield? Parker and Noble obviously! And meanwhile we can field six centre backs if we want to! And what about Behrami? Well he can sit and sulk presumably. And if the Jacobsen fax didn't get through? Well Spector can play right back too!

To say I am dumbfounded is the understatement of the millennium! We know the team is crap so what do we do? Nothing. Gold and Sullivan were on Radio 5 Live having a laugh with Hearns and Whelan tonight - you know, the same Dave Whelan who wanted us relegated over the Tevez affair. It is their "destiny" to own our club apparently. Well that makes every one of us, Destiny's Children! It feels more like Groundhog Day to me, one long repetitive nightmare.

7 comments:

Feste said...

I feel like someone's stolen my umbrella.

Hammersfan said...

Imagine how Carlton feels Feste! His chance of greatness passed today. As Malvolio says, "Be not afraid of greatness: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon ’em." So nearly the partner of Torres!

Matt Ryan said...

Only for just over 4 months mate! Torres will be off in January when Liverpool are sat [un]comfortably mid table along side Fulham and Sunderland.

Persoanally I would have liked to have seen Cole go along with Parker! Cole is no amazing player and if we could have replaced him with Keane, I'd have been very happy with that!

Parker was an above average player in a very below average team last season and that is the only reason he stood out like he did. I have no idea why the Dave's didn't try to swap him for Keane and Hutton or someone like that.......

Anyway, a long long long season awaits us.

Thank goodness for Wigan, Blackpool and West Brom.

Stani Army said...

Green is injured HF. He's due have a groin op no?

Stoke sign Eidur G, Birmingham sign Hleb and we sign sh*t all. Look how these clubs managed to attract top class players. Then again, who want to play under Grant and with those chairmen anyway.

We're finished. Depressing

Anonymous said...

We have signed another keeper Ruud Boffin. He will sign tomorrow with Jacob who can also play left back and so can Tal Ben Haim or even right Back. Spector must never play for us again.

Charlie said...

Smile though your heart is aching.

Anonymous said...

There is one good thing to come out of this?????????
Load up on us to be relegated.Easy money i say!!!Invest today and don't stop.