Monday, 16 August 2010
Gold admits to being terified of the fans
The bloody nerve of it. There was David Gold, quietly going about his business in his Rolls Royce after the Villa game, when, without any provocation, apart from some light hearted banter, he came under attack from fans in Claret and Blue colours. A rock was thrown at the window of his Roller and the door of the car was kicked. Fortunately, the door was locked and David escaped with his life and wallet intact!
Now Goldfinger is assuming that his assailants were Villa fans but, if I was Plod, after that performance on Saturday, I would be exploring the possibility that it was Hammers fans trying to get their hands on our co-chairman!
Perhaps this is a little taster for the Davids. Maybe even now Goldfinger is saying to Sullimanga, "God help you David if we now sell Parker. I've seen the mob, I now know what they are capable of. David it was awful. These football fans are animals, absolute animals! Perhaps we should have stuck to porn. Talking of which, I hear a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat."
Posted by Hammersfan at 21:48