Friday 11 March 2011

Dyer Trades Treatment Rooms!

Brilliant! Dyer has been sent back to Ipswich for a month. So, rather than pay him £83,000 a week to sit in our treatment room, we are now paying him £83,000 a week to sit in the Ipswich treatment room instead.

With his contract expiring in the summer, this obviously suits Dyer down to the ground. If he can complete the odd twenty minutes here or there, he might land a new contract with some desperate and misguided club somewhere in the world.

But how, exactly, does this help us? Maybe, with everybody else fit, Avram needs the treatment room to house a couple of Thai masseuse so he can keep his extra curricular activities in house!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was waiting for you to make a witty response to dyer's transfer!!!....... You didn't disappoint ha ha nice one.

Masty said...

Yep same here

Anonymous said...

witty?! you're having a laugh twitty more like........

Masty said...

Also waiting for some anonymous reader to make the usual insulting remark

Anonymous said...

I actually can't wait until we get him off our books. Never should have signed him in the first place, especially for such a ridiculously high wage. Would be interesting to find out how much he's cost us per game he's played...

Hammersfan said...

Per game is easy, he has only played a full 90 minutes three times! It is the cost per minute that you have to look at with Dyer!

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