Mark Noble Injury Compensation Claim!

Direct Line have been trying to sue Mark Noble but calm down, calm down, it's the wrong Mark Noble! Now, if Direct Line had video evidence of our Mark Noble running around on a football pitch, I suspect they would win their case that the compensation award following a traffic accident was excessive. But it wasn't our Mark Noble, it was another Mark Noble, an altogether older and less talented, football wise, Mark Noble. But somehow, the reports have made their way onto the West Ham News Now boards!

Mind you, if the unfortunate victim had been called Kieron Dyer, Direct Line could have employed all the Private Dicks in the World and not found any evidence at Upton Park that the claimant could move about without help of a wheelchair!