Ok so he has provoked me already. Parker or Barry? What a bloody stupid question. Fillet steak or dog food? Soft or hard core? The Maldives or Blackpool? Stella or Cat's Piss? Coleen or a sixty year old granny? Ok, there's no accounting for some people's taste!
How can anybody who knows anything about the game pose such a stupid question? Where Barry is laboured, Parker is dynamic. Where Barry is lazy, Parker is industrious. Where Barry is carried on the back of the team like a heavy rucksack, Parker carries the team and the club on his battered and bruised shoulders.
Parker or Barry? It's like asking if you would like chalk with those crackers or if you fancy a bit of Subo instead of an all night session with AJ. As bloody stupid questions go, it is right up there!
Come On You Irons!