Sunday, 16 May 2010
Bloated Benni McCarthy Told To Lose Weight
Poor old Benni McCarthy has been told to lose his spare tyre. According to reports on the net, Sullivan and Gold are furious that the South African's Body Mass Index figure puts him officially in the Fat Bastard category, with the arrow hovering close to the Mr Blobby sector.
Insiders at the club are wondering why McCarthy's weight increased exponentially after signing for the Hammers. Maybe it was down to McCarthy sitting on his fat arse game after game or maybe he enjoyed too many kebabs with fellow fatty Mido. When we signed the pair, many thought West Ham had done clever business; now, it appears, the deals only represented great value on a "pound for pound" basis: never has so much flesh been bought for so little it seems!
There are threats of massive fines if McCarthy breaks the scales on his return at the end of his working summer. But is it Benni's fault? The poor boy may just be "big boned". He may have reached that age where his body balloons irrespective of what he does.
Big Sam couldn't believe his luck when West Ham came in for Benni and now we know why - Allardyce wanted his fair share of the pies!
Posted by Hammersfan at 10:22