The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
Wednesday, 19 May 2010
Upson Injury Scare
Following a nasty clash of heads with an England team mate during training, there were fears that West Ham captain Matty Upson may have suffered a brain injury. After being told to lay still for a second, a number of on pitch tests were conducted to assess the extent of any damage to Upson's cerebral cortex. Happily, the all clear was given after Scott Parker confirmed that the chances of an injury were highly unlikely because, on the basis of Upson's defensive performances last season, the guy is totally brainless anyway!