Friday 21 May 2010

Fletcher Fancies Doing Porridge At The Boleyn


Unless Tribal Football are now recycling my stories as their own - and they recycle everybody else's so I wouldn't be surprised - it seems that Fletcher may be a West Ham target just as I predicted. The suggestion that the Scot fancies joining us is, in my opinion, very promising. If we can capture him for £5m or £6m and sell Cole for £15m, I reckon that would represent very good business indeed. Fletcher netted 12 times for a very ordinary Burnley last season and is only 23, so has time to improve.

If we bag Fletch, any chance of locating a Godber, an Ives and a Luke Warm? Zola was our Mr Barrowclough but Clarke remains, the epitome of Mr Mackay! As for Sullivan, well he is Genial Harry Grout to an absolute T!

18 comments:

Hammersfan said...

HF is a prick by the way.

Stani Army said...

Stop stealing their thunder HF!

I'd definitely have Fletcher. He is technically very good, can create and finish. If we sell Cole and get him in then we'd have to replace Cole with another big man as Fletcher is obviously not like for like.

Anonymous said...

Agree entirely with the 1st commenter

Hammersfan said...

So do I. Agree with everything HF says. He is such a prick.

apache said...

Funny.

The 'prick' comment that is. Some of us are too young to remember Porridge in any detail!

The Old Lag said...

Apache, once you done it (porridge), you won't forget it.

Anonymous said...

HF is a minge head

Anonymous said...

HF has aids

Anonymous said...

Bad aids at that

Anonymous said...

There s no bad aids with HF its all good aids

Stani Army said...

Check out the image skysports have of Grant with their latest article titled "Grant poised for hammers job". Camp!

Shaun said...

Good business?! So, sell Cole for a cool £15M and buy Fletcher for say £5M?...then give the net £10M profit to Miss Brady to put in the biscuit tin?!
Fine...reduce the debt why don't we, but at the same time we'll have waved goodbye to a highly-rated quality striker, and replaced him with a very average Joe in my opinion! Make no mistake, Fletcher will do well in the Championship...let's keep it that way!

The OrgSTER said...

@18:30 and 19:45 mate, I congratulate you a bit of self depreciating honesty for a change, can't have been easy, but well done all the same! and long may it continue. Perhaps this can be the start of a whole new you.

Hammersfan said...

No mate, just a small prick in my massive ego!

The Octopus Man said...

I;d definitely not have Fletcher - oh I can't decide - someone help me I see to have come over all indecisive - perhaps we should have kept Zola

Hammersfan said...

I like Zola!

2old2playgames said...

Here too, HF2!

No where's safe is it?

Hammersfan said...

hf2? idiot!