The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!
Wednesday 9 March 2011
Back in the Bottom Three!
Birmingham have drawn away to Everton. When you are in the shit, it's never easy to get out of it. Unless your name is Gaddafi!
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Anonymous
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True - but in a far better place than we were before. Our goal difference is (currently) worth a point, those games in hand are almost gone for Brum too.
My sincere hope is that complacency does not set in. I always cringe when I read player interviews like Tomkins "We feel we can beat anyone".
Win the winable games, don't get tonked 5-0 in any of the others. Easy. Cough.
I can understand Tomkins saying that though. Football is 75% about belief and that extends to the supporters too. A ground full of doom mongerers means that nervous energy passes to the players. Let everyone believe we are invincible and it has a greater chance of becoming the truth.
What sort of magazines are you buying and hiding under your bed Stani? Inter Racial Burkas? "Look at the eyebrows on that one! Look at that, a full facial! Her lips are wide apart and you can see her...gums!"
Careful HF you're a bit close to the nerve with the 7.01 post, I think a telling off will be coming your way! Anyways, on the bright side at least the current situation provides you the opportunity to explore your "lovely bottoms" folder. Maybe some images depicting "in and out of the bottom three" need to be found, but within your usual tasteful boundaries!
I think its great that players have the confidence to win anyone as long we don´t get over confident then we should be ok i do believe we can at least get a point at Tottenham or even sneak a win if we play the way we have been playing it can easily happen cause if we do its tough for any team to play against i do think at the moment The midfield at West Ham is probably the best i have seen for years so i pray to god that we get no injuries to those players cause then we would have problems but hopefully things are on the up come on you Irons!!!
I feel very strongly that the West Ham atmosphere is retained, or at least not totally destroyed - this will happen or not happen in regard to the seating plans of Olympic stadium. I'm wanting to join the supporters consulting board, and would like to raise the issues you, me and other supporters have in order to ensure that our voice is heard. I need 5 people that are season ticket holders, or academy holders to nominate me to do so, I would need your name, phone number, email address, and member number, and a few words of endorsement are optional... Btw, I used to share correspondence with Peter Storrie when we were in the second tier, and shared my views among other things on buying African players, that were cheaper at the time in order to be able to compete in the top tier...
Racist bigot? Because I'm not showing Asian or black bums? I'll look out some especially for you Stani! Or has by burka jest caused offence? If so, get real!
It's not the cloth, it what it represents Stani, as you well know. It's amazing how the simple showing of God made flesh can make so many feel uncomfortable! It was you that called for multi-ethnic bottoms mate!
I haven't gone into religion. Anybody can wear a burka if they want to. Men dress up as nuns all the time Stani and so do naughty females in sex games. I'm sure some dress in burkas for the same reason.
I hadn't noticed that all the bottoms were white, you did. I didn't see colour, I just saw well shaped bums. Who is the racist here on that basis?
Does every woman who buys a Lever Brothers detergent do so out of choice, or is she conditioned to do so by the brainwashing power of advertising? Does every young girl who follows the latest fashion do so out of choice, or is she conditioned to do so by the fashion industry? Does every child that goes to bed at a certain time do so because they choose to do so, or are they ordered to bed at that time by parents?
Choice has to be free to be a choice. Nobody CHOOSES to wear a burka and so to wear a uniform of subjugation; the wearer is subjugated first and then dons the prisoner outfit afterwards. Like the inmates of prisons in America always CHOOSE to wear orange!
And one more point, many, many Muslims INSIST that the wearing of the burka has nothing to do with the Qu'ran. It is not specified in the Qu'ran is it? So this is not about religion, it is about oppression of one gender by another.
Forget religion, ethnicity and oppression let's talk about the really serious issue here. Which is the best bottom?......I'll start with a vote for middle bottom!
Butt in that competition, is it best to come top or bottom? Are you looking to win or bring up the rear? Would the judging be best arse about face? Are we looking for the best bugger in the field? Should the contestants be deliberately tripped so they can go arse over tit on the catwalk? Would the winner see it all as a bum deal? Let's hope none of the contestants let off steam!
I kind of meant the young lady in the purple thong, spotty thong is not quite full enough and the other, forget the bottom, she is just too tall. It's amazing how fussy one can be when you've got a cat in hell's chance. On other matters just how bad is 21 wides for a "professional" cricket team when defending a paltry target. Yes I know the ball was wet, but given Chittagong is well known for dew in day/night matches, what about practice!
Yes the Ashes were a brilliant performance, but a few weeks in the sunshine, not all of them playing? HF I think you are too kind to them.
Good job the British armed forces don't get a bit tired after 3 months of effort overseas, and of course they get paid a pittance compared to even our cricket stars!
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True - but in a far better place than we were before. Our goal difference is (currently) worth a point, those games in hand are almost gone for Brum too.
My sincere hope is that complacency does not set in. I always cringe when I read player interviews like Tomkins "We feel we can beat anyone".
Win the winable games, don't get tonked 5-0 in any of the others. Easy. Cough.
But Brum (almost wrote bum there...for some reason...suggestibility? Who knows) are gonna stay up HF, there's no point worrying about them. Relax.
You know if I was actually looking at those behinds, I'd complain why you don't post any multi-ethnic ones.
Now be fair mate, if I carried a picture of three hitched up burkas, you would do your nut! But if you want me to carry one...
I can understand Tomkins saying that though. Football is 75% about belief and that extends to the supporters too. A ground full of doom mongerers means that nervous energy passes to the players. Let everyone believe we are invincible and it has a greater chance of becoming the truth.
Up the hammers (and Doncaster Rovers too)
I was talking about ethnicity HF, not religion. White girls wear burkas too. Be fair too mate.
Good result really as the toffees dont get to far away
Good result really as the toffees dont get to far away
What sort of magazines are you buying and hiding under your bed Stani? Inter Racial Burkas? "Look at the eyebrows on that one! Look at that, a full facial! Her lips are wide apart and you can see her...gums!"
Careful HF you're a bit close to the nerve with the 7.01 post, I think a telling off will be coming your way! Anyways, on the bright side at least the current situation provides you the opportunity to explore your "lovely bottoms" folder. Maybe some images depicting "in and out of the bottom three" need to be found, but within your usual tasteful boundaries!
The photo is bigger and better than the article. No complaints here!
Never has being in the bottom 3 looked so attractive !
I think its great that players have the confidence to win anyone as long we don´t get over confident
then we should be ok i do believe we can at least get a point at Tottenham or even sneak a win if we play the way we have been playing it can easily happen cause if we do its tough for any team to play against i do think at the moment The midfield at West Ham is probably the best i have seen for years so i pray to god that we get no injuries to those players cause then we would have problems but hopefully things are on the up come on you Irons!!!
Struck a nerve have I HF? Brought out the racist bigot in you?
Fanno can you help?
Perhaps a posting on newsnow?
I feel very strongly that the West Ham atmosphere is retained, or at least not totally destroyed - this will happen or not happen in regard to the seating plans of Olympic stadium.
I'm wanting to join the supporters consulting board, and would like to raise the issues you, me and other supporters have in order to ensure that our voice is heard.
I need 5 people that are season ticket holders, or academy holders to nominate me to do so, I would need your name, phone number, email address, and member number, and a few words of endorsement are optional...
Btw, I used to share correspondence with Peter Storrie when we were in the second tier, and shared my views among other things on buying African players, that were cheaper at the time in order to be able to compete in the top tier...
Racist bigot? Because I'm not showing Asian or black bums? I'll look out some especially for you Stani! Or has by burka jest caused offence? If so, get real!
Happy to carry it Hotshot. Want to write the article and forward it to me. Sorry if you already have, I haven't been on the email account for ages!
It's amazing how a simple piece of cloth can make so many so uncomfortable.
Hotshot - you're barking up the wrong tree - HF has never owned a season ticket - he did once have a mini half ticket - but that was ages ago.....
quins kools and the gangs que porten les mosses
visca west ham
It's not the cloth, it what it represents Stani, as you well know. It's amazing how the simple showing of God made flesh can make so many feel uncomfortable! It was you that called for multi-ethnic bottoms mate!
Wrong again. I simply asked why you always post white girls. Then you went onto religion for some reason...actually, we know why.
Represents?! Hahaha. What about for the majority of women that wear it who have chosen to on their own accord? What does that represent?
Hi fanno,
Could you use your usual artistic lIcence, and publish it , thanks!!
Hotshot
I haven't gone into religion. Anybody can wear a burka if they want to. Men dress up as nuns all the time Stani and so do naughty females in sex games. I'm sure some dress in burkas for the same reason.
I hadn't noticed that all the bottoms were white, you did. I didn't see colour, I just saw well shaped bums. Who is the racist here on that basis?
Does every woman who buys a Lever Brothers detergent do so out of choice, or is she conditioned to do so by the brainwashing power of advertising? Does every young girl who follows the latest fashion do so out of choice, or is she conditioned to do so by the fashion industry? Does every child that goes to bed at a certain time do so because they choose to do so, or are they ordered to bed at that time by parents?
Choice has to be free to be a choice. Nobody CHOOSES to wear a burka and so to wear a uniform of subjugation; the wearer is subjugated first and then dons the prisoner outfit afterwards. Like the inmates of prisons in America always CHOOSE to wear orange!
And one more point, many, many Muslims INSIST that the wearing of the burka has nothing to do with the Qu'ran. It is not specified in the Qu'ran is it? So this is not about religion, it is about oppression of one gender by another.
Forget religion, ethnicity and oppression let's talk about the really serious issue here. Which is the best bottom?......I'll start with a vote for middle bottom!
Butt in that competition, is it best to come top or bottom? Are you looking to win or bring up the rear? Would the judging be best arse about face? Are we looking for the best bugger in the field? Should the contestants be deliberately tripped so they can go arse over tit on the catwalk? Would the winner see it all as a bum deal? Let's hope none of the contestants let off steam!
I kind of meant the young lady in the purple thong, spotty thong is not quite full enough and the other, forget the bottom, she is just too tall. It's amazing how fussy one can be when you've got a cat in hell's chance. On other matters just how bad is 21 wides for a "professional" cricket team when defending a paltry target. Yes I know the ball was wet, but given Chittagong is well known for dew in day/night matches, what about practice!
We won the Ashes, this tournament is a side show. The players are exhausted.
Yes the Ashes were a brilliant performance, but a few weeks in the sunshine, not all of them playing? HF I think you are too kind to them.
Good job the British armed forces don't get a bit tired after 3 months of effort overseas, and of course they get paid a pittance compared to even our cricket stars!
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