So the all white disciplinary panel of the FA are considering bringing Carlton Cole to book for racist comments on Twitter. And I bet they do it without seeing any sense of the absurd!
You can just imagine the hearing. Cole enters the room and Major Ponsoby Smyth demands to know why one of the natives has been allowed into the building. Upon hearing that this is Carlton Cole, the man on the racist charge, the good Major coughs into his tiffin and exclaims, "But I thought this man Cole had played for England! Dear God the man is a nig..."
If the hearing takes place, Carlton should take one look at the all white committee and say he wants OJ's jury instead!
Crazy, sheer bloody crazy. Now a black man can't make jokes about illegal immigration! What chance does 'Arry have of getting the England job in the light of his explanation of why Abou was unfit to play: "The lad went home to the Ivory Coast and got a bit of food poisoning. He must have eaten a dodgy missionary or something"!
Has the world lost its sense of humour? Of course it hasn't! Red Nose Day raised £74million for the people of Africa and on the same night 132 cruise missiles costing £300,000 apiece were fired into Libya! I bet the poor sods were laughing their heads off as a missile turned right at the end of the street and headed in their direction.
I might make a joke now but then I would run the risk of being on a charge of racism! And the monopoly board sums up the FA's attitude to Cole, not mine, before you level an accusation!