Saturday 19 March 2011

How BAd is Demba's Injury?



It is our worst nightmare. Thus far, there has been no definite explanation of Ba's absence at Stoke. Initially it was reported he had been rested, then there were suggestions of a knock, then some tried to start a rumour that he had been dropped for disciplinary reasons. Through it all, there has been no official word from the club.

The Independent is now carrying a story that we are short of attacking options for today's huge game at Tottenham. Piquionne is struggling to overcome the injury he collected when scoring at Stoke, Keane can't play because we have him on loan from Spurs, and Ba is, apparently, struggling with an injury.

The trouble is, any suggestion that Ba is struggling carries with it a ring of truth. Waiting for Ba to break down is like waiting for the next earthquake in Japan. You know it is going to happen but you just don't know the extent of the resultant damage. Will it be the big one, the number 9 or 10 on the Richter scale, or just another tremor through the fault lines of Demba's jarred and grinding tectonic plates?

We desperately need Ba today. With him, we can get a result, without him, we don't stand a chance. Obinna looked ordinary with a capital  O last week and Cole crap with a capital C. To get any sort of result, I reckon we need to score twice and I can't see us doing that without Demba. So, my prediction is that Tottenham will bag two goals; the question is, can we reply with two or more of our own?

Let's hope Demba is not as injured as some might have us believe!

21 comments:

fred149 said...

yes there are people running stupid stories but i doubt wether the yare true considering grant and damba ba said last week that he was rested and hes back for tottenham . i have a godd feeling cole has a decent record for us against spurs

RexHammer said...

Demba Ba said yesterday on his twitter that he is ready to play today.

Anonymous said...

There was another earthquake,Ba plays
Go figure

Hammersfan said...

You can't use that language Fred

fred149 said...

soz i was angry but its true da costa did not have that good of a game against stoke and for tomkins to be dropped when he is our best defender is a joke

Anonymous said...

Ba named, teams are as followed:

T*ttenham Hotspur: Gomes, Corluka, Gallas, Dawson, Assou-Ekotto, Sandro, Bale, Modric, Lennon, Van der Vaart, Defoe

West Ham United: Green, Jacobsen, Da Costa, Upson, Bridge, Noble, Parker, Hitzlsperger, O'Neil, Ba, Cole

Looks like it'll be 4-4-2

Anonymous said...

Hes playing today.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha Japan earthquake ha ha very funny you wag...... you're a hilarious and funny guy!

6,548 officially dead, 380,000 people in evacuation centres, 10,354 missing and a level 5 nuclear emergency!

Let's all have a good old laugh.

fred149 said...

ur well smart its blatantley 4-3-3 and says on the OS yet u think its 4-4-2

Hammersfan said...

Who is having a laugh 1226? Do you think I want Ba injured? No. Do I want another earthquake in Japan? No. What a foolish man you are!

Anonymous said...

but why try and be funny about something so serious - there is nothing wrong with Ba - and joking about Japan and him is in bad taste - you are uncultured and uncivilized, in fact a complete heathen! shame on you.

Hammersfan said...

No, you are a fool. There is no joke here, there is a simile.

Wavey Davey said...

I have to add my 2 cents - it's dubious humour and not funny.

Anonymous said...

wot you wrote weren't a simile... this is.

My love is like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June:
My love is like the melody
That's sweetly played in tune.

Twice in fact, twat.

Hammersfan said...

Oh dear, we have a moron! Use of "like" is the give away! "Waiting for Ba to break down is LIKE waiting for the next earthquake in Japan."

Anonymous said...

It's a poem quote from Robert Burns you uneducated twit.

Anonymous said...

art and culture is not his strong point I'm afraid - I know that to be a quote http://www.examiner.com/celtic-arts-culture-in-national/my-love-s-like-the-melody-a-guide-to-the-best-robert-burns-song-recordings

Hammersfan said...

Just because Burns uses similes, it doesn't mean mine wasn't a simile! Oh dear God, more morons, unless it is the same moron!

Critics! Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame!

Anonymous said...

Hang on there - what about your criticism of the word LIKE in Burns's poetry. According to you he is a moron.

Hammersfan said...

You moron! I am not calling Burns a moron but the moron using Burns to "prove" I have not used a simile. The use of the word "like" indicates a simile, and I used like in the original article! Dear God, talk about thick! And that's YOU I'm talking about, not Burns!

JC said...

dropped a clanger