Tuesday 21 February 2012

The Acid Test For Allardyce

Some of us would quite like to run Allardyce a bath of sulphuric acid, to be honest, but being the spawn of Satan, he would probably come out smelling of roses anyway. But tonight really is an acid test in two senses: firstly defeat would confirm that we face a battle to make it into the top two places, with a host of clubs closing up on our heels; and secondly because this is an opportunity to measure him directly against the man who most West Ham fans would argue ranks alongside the worst manager the club has ever appointed.

Go back 12 months and Avram took the club to Blackpool and came away with a 3-1 victory. Now I have repeatedly reminded people that Grant had a 100% record against Championship opposition, but there have been very few opportunities to judge Grant's team against Allardyce's team directly. The 1-1 draw achieved at Birmingham duplicated our result last season, only in a less exciting way of course - we are talking Allardyce after all!

So now we will see. The Birmingham team that Grant's side played was, of course, much stronger than the dregs that Allardyce had to hold at bay - and strangely Zigic was used from the bench in both games, despite the problems that we have when he plays against us. If Birmingham are weaker this year, then what about Blackpool?

The Tangerine Dreamers have been stripped of Charlie Adam, their creative engine, and DJ Campbell, their main striker. Ollie has worked wonders again to maintain a promotion challenge and our 4-0 tonking of them at Upton Park shows how exposed they are defensively if a team gets at them. That result, of course, hugely bettered the 0-0 draw Grant achieved at the Boleyn last season, but Blackpool were on a roll at that point and the game was a complete freak, with a record number of shots on goal in a goalless game.

So, now we will see. Blackpool were desperate for the points last season, as were we. The same applies this time around too. Our team last season read:

Green
Jacobsen, Gabbidon, Tomkins, Bridge
O'Neil, Noble, Parker, Obinna,
Piquionne, Keane

Three subs featured: Reid, Boa-Morte and Kovac.

Now arguably, the team that Allardyce will field tonight is stronger. He could pick Piquionne but he won't because he has better options. Vaz Te or Obinna? It's six of one and half a dozen of the other to be honest. McCartney or Bridge? Toss up. Faye or Gabbidon? Faye definitely. Jacobsen or O'Brien? I would go with O'Brien. Keane or Cole? Well Keane in any shirt other than Claret & Blue!

Tomkins is a year older and improved. The same applies to Reid. Noble is playing out of his skin and certainly wasn't last season, whilst most believe Green has recovered his confidence. Faubert or O'Neil? Well if O'Neil is better, Allardyce can use him! So the only "loss" is Parker, and the Blackpool goal last season came from a Scotty error, going through the back of Adam, in typical style, to concede a free kick which he then deflected for a corner, from which Blackpool scored with Green flapping at thin air.

So Blackpool are significantly weaker and we aren't. In fact, look at the subs used by Grant and compare Kovac and Boa with the probable options available to Allardyce - Maynard, O'Neil, Lansbury, Baldock, Demel - and you have to say Allardyce has a stronger hand, even with Taylor and Nolan sitting on their arses. Anything less than a victory tonight will represent a huge reverse on last season...

...so will Allardyce measure up to Grant or will he come up short? Dear God, if he aint as good as Grant, somebody should prepare him a bath of acid!

13 comments:

Emlyn said...

just hope we finish (our get past 20 minutes at least) with 11 men

Anonymous said...

everyone will need a bath after playing on that mud patch dare to say this could be the one game we needed nolan...

Sav said...

This is more a bath of piss from you HF! No comparison. And please don't start with how good Avram Grant was again. Sam is a better manager, period. And Sam would have saved us last year even if he was to take over the team in the last few games only.

Brendan said...

You cannot say that Allardyce has a stronger team come on now mate!

Anonymous said...

You talk so much crap! stop running down our beloved West Ham... have something constructive to say, instead of criticizing your supposed team... MUG!

Ashamed to know that you are a West Ham supporter.

COYI (Canning Town Boys)

Anonymous said...

Anony-mouse says,

Admit it- a truer title for this thread would have been "I want West Ham to lose so that I can cling to my desperate arguement that Grant was better than Allardyce'.

This is poor beyond poor. You can't compare this game with last year's- different circumstances, sides, even leagues ffs. But love that you attempt to whist dismissing comparisons between the home games because they don't fit in with your pathetic stance.

Tell you what, if you are in the mood for a genuine comparison tonight, why not compare your blog to Ian Dale's. There's only one winner there HF.

Hammersfan said...

Ludicrous comments! No comparison? Same clubs, same pitch, both relegated...

Can't say Allardyce has a stronger team? So tell me, Parker apart, who would you swap from Allardyce's team with the side that played at Blackpool last season?

Where do I suggest Grant was brilliant? I'm suggesting Allardyce has pproved nothing so far. I hope you lot aren't bleating about how Allardyce screwed up by the end of the season. Look at the performances since start of December!

Jack Up Norf said...

Nobody said Grant was brilliant. Stop putting down ur so called 'beloved' west ham. I don't know why u use the term hammersfan cos every blog I read of urs u do nothing but criticise the club,players and managers of west ham. Go back to writing about QPR at least then we can all have a bubble.

Anonymous said...

Papa Bouba DO DO Said ....

DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ????
Big massive win win with 10 men again and Henry Lansbury keeps a clean sheet , Do u really think Avram could of done that ...... I THINK NOT !!!

YEEEEEEEES COME ON YOU IRONS .....

Anonymous said...

Anony-mouse says,

You set him your own ridiculous 'test'. Are you going to be big enough to admit that he passed it? I'm not holding my breath.

Sendings-off aside, this team are making me more and more proud by the week.

Anonymous said...

Hammers Fan, your wife is sleeping with your neighbour. COYI!

Your Mum said...

Hope this shuts you up now you silly mong! All you do is write such bollocks and its starting to get embarrassing!

Anonymous said...

You are a twat.

There is always a completely irrelivant and ilogical agenda with you.

The game in the Premiership was in completely different circumstances and with 2 very different teams, so it tells you nothing.

Sam Allardyce is has already done allot better job at West Ham than Grant ever did and I would have maintained this view regardless of the result.

Pointless blog as ever from HF.