Saturday 18 February 2012

Morrison Making All The Right Noises - For Now!

Ignore his homophobic Twatter rant which has landed him an invitation into the headmaster's office, and Morrison is making all the right noises at the moment. His absence from the team has been explained by him not being fully fit, but a friendly against a QPR team was organised to help to tune him up.

Talking through the OS - and let's face it, using censors is probably a good idea in Morrison's case - the Gay Tongue Lasher talked about how he can "feel himself..." (no, no, now stop it! Oh please yourself!) "getting sharper and stronger" and how he is "looking forward to it when it happens" - and I think he is talking about making his debut rather than any form of sexual initiation.

He was at the Southampton game apparently and really enjoyed the atmosphere. There was no reference to the Taylor dismissal but Ravel probably considered the handbags at dawn tussle between the left of centre West Ham man and Sharp just a little bit "gay". Ravel might have given Sharp some head instead - by leading with his forehead!

Anyway, he nearly scored twice in the warm up game so that is promising.  The idea of Ravel scoring with a Ranger invites all sorts of innuendo so it's a good job I'm not Frankie Howerd or I could find myself in trouble. Anway, it's great that the boy is coming on...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha!

Stani said...

Anyone know where he played i.e. which position?

Hammersfan said...

He refused to play at the back apparently Stani. I think he was part of a central midfield pairing with O'Neil.

Stani said...

I tried to form that sentence as carefully as I could as it had the word 'position' in it and because I knew what you'd do. But still.

Yeh, we need to play him in the middle. None of this winger nonsense, he needs to be the main man.

T.I.S said...

lol v.funny.

Paul Payne said...

You've wrote so much shit about QPR that this completely unrelated blog appears on a QPR News Now...