Friday 15 January 2010

Don Cellino Will Fit In Perfectly!


So, our new "is-he-isn't-he" owner has been exposed as a convicted fraudster; so bloody what? That just means he will fit in perfectly at Upton Park! The previous owner has done porridge hasn't he and, like a Bond or Superman villain, has single handedly brought the entire planet to the brink of financial meltdown! Our greatest ever player was arrested in Bogotta for a heist in a jewelery shop. Mark Ward has only recently been released from a stint at Her Majesty's Pleasure and didn't Frank McAvennie have his collar felt too? Bishop and Morley were allegedly bandits and then there is Davenport, currently awaiting trial, and Anton whose brief got him off an assault charge. And I haven't even started on 'Arry!

Or cuddly Duxbury either!

5 comments:

Stani Army said...

How did we all of a sudden become so sought after? Let's hope we're not taken advantage of.

Hammersfan said...

Being Italian, he has misunderstood what being "a contender for the Championship" means!

el martillo said...

I think it speaks volumes that the preferred bidder in a KUMB poll is a consortium of nameless people fronted by Mr.Dead. The ice and snow may be melting away but I fear the feeling of warm sun on our backs may be some way off yet.

Hammersfan said...

Hi Marty. How was Spain?

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