Thursday, 7 January 2010
The Great British Press - Spot On Every Time!
Isn't it amazing how accurate British sports journalists are? You do wonder how they manage to get such precise information; they always seem to have their fingers on the pulse of what is happening in the transfer market don't they?
It's incredible to think that on Sunday we will be playing Toni and Chamakh up front, supported by Mutu in the hole. Upson will be playing for Tottenham of course, or is it Liverpool or Man City, I've forgotten. Cole will be in the Arsenal treatment room and Parker will be getting changed alongside Upson, if he can work out where his former club captain has ended up.
Zola must be having sleepless nights wondering how we are going to accommodate Harewood, Gudjohnsen, Balotelli, Toni, Chamakh and Mutu all in the same team. I know the guy likes to attack, but surely he needs some sort of midfield and defence! But maybe not, he decided he didn't need a replacement for Neill after all!
And meanwhile, there's a food fight in the Board room! "It's my club" yells Fernandes.
"No, it's ours" scream the two Davids.
"This is our club!" shout the directors of Intermarket.
"I think you will find this is a winding up order. The bill for the food you are throwing at each other has pushed us over the edge," declares Bernhardt.
Anybody got any idea what's really going on?
Posted by Hammersfan at 13:39