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Saturday, 23 January 2010
What's In A Name?
Karen Brady looks out on the pitch at Upton Park. Beneath, the souls of Bobby Moore, Ron Greenwood and John Lyall looks up aghast:
What's United? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. So United would, were he not United call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. West Ham, doff thy name; And for that name, which is no part of thee, Take all myself.