So, we were worried when the porn merchants fancied a piece of the action but now we move into a whole new ball game. A couple of days ago, I posted about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, now the heads of the bloody horses will be arranged in Duxbury's bed! What's that famous line that never actually appeared in The Godfather? "A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns." The trouble is, Duxbury keeps getting caught and that won't go down well with the new Don will it?
According to one report, Zola is top of Don Cellino's hit list. I can hear the conversation now!
As Zola and Clarke walk to the carpark they are met by Duxbury.
Duxbury: The boss says he'll come in a separate car. He says for you two to go on ahead.
Zola: Hell, he can't do that; that screws up all my arrangements.
Duxbury: Well, that's what he said. I can't go with you either, Gianfranco.
[as bodyguards materialize around them, Zola understands everything]
Zola: Tell Massimo it was only business, I always liked him.
Duxbury: He understands that. [Removing Zola's car keys] Excuse me, Gianfranco.
Zola: Can you get me off the hook, Scott? For old times' sake?
Duxbury: [shakes his head] Can't do it, Gianfranco.
[Duxbury watches sadly as Zola is led to a waiting car]
What will the Don do with Duxbury? I can hear him say, ""My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." For now...
The basic tactics to be employed? "I loved baseball ever since Arnold Rothstien fixed the World Series in 1919."
What to do with wage drain Dyer? "I'll make an offer he can't refuse. Don't worry."
When David Sullivan meets Massimo? "I don't like your kind of people. I don't like to see you come out to this clean country in oily hair, and dressed up in those silk suits, and try to pass yourselves off as decent. I despise your masquerade; the dishonest way you pose yourself, yourself and your fucking family."
Zola to the Don: "Why do you hurt me, Massimo? I've always been loyal to you."
7 comments:
Well done! This is really funny and clever.
Not sure Don will like your aticles. Be careful or you might be the next to get an offer you can't refuse...
Cellino and Zola will know each other very well. Zola left Chelsea to join up with him at Cagliari, and even Abramovich could not get him to change his mind. I doubt if Zola would be the first in the car under this scenario.
Probably unlikely to happen anyway. Cellino would need to untangle himself from Cagliari first and the timescale is now very short. Also I doubt whether Gold/Sullivan will give up without a fight.
On another note, thre is likely to be news on the punishment for the Millwall game tomorrow. Another hefty fine I expect. It will be interesting to note what precautions our management failed to take this time, and I look forward to your analysis...
Ah the vaguely racist stereotyping begins!
Didn't we learn that lesson with Palermo?
lol
Carry on with this kind of negativity and it's you who may end up with a horses head in your bed/sleeping with the fishes/insert mafia related gag here...
Wind your neck in 08:29 you P/C muppet
West Ham - Dodgy Geezer Syndrome!
Have we all been duped?
When the news broke yesterday that the Italian millionaire, Massimo Cellino, wanted to buy West Ham United lock, stock and barrel, it seemed that all our prayers may have been unanswered.
This morning we awake though to find out that it may well have been a false dawn as The Sun has published some damning details about his suitability.
Apparently, Cellino is a convicted fraudster having pent time in jail for deception.
If so, we`re told that according to Premier League rule book - Section D2, Appendix 12, such a past bars him from being considered as a fit and proper person to run a football club.
Looks like the four suddenly become three again doesn`t it?
Wow 9.20am you really missed that one didn't you...
Was it the Lol or the continuation of the theme that caught you out?
Or did you just find yourself short of abuse to throw at the author?
Get over yourself and try and understand what you read before that jerking knee gets you in the eye eh?
Hey asholyal, where's my cwoffee?
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