Sunday 23 August 2009

West Ham v Tottenham: The 'Arry Factor


Tottenham come into today's game in fine form and we have the now familiar albatross around our neck: Ilunga out; every forward in Europe rejecting our overture's; rumours of Ashton's career being over; and the attack on Davenport. Sod's Law dictates that Cole will depart proceedings in the first 15 minutes with an injury!

However, the biggest danger to us is the 'Arry factor. Never mind the way he has resuscitated Tottenham, he has had the Indian Sign over us ever since we sacked him. In fact, perhaps 'Arry is the albatross! What has gone right since his departure? We have had Roedergate, Relegationgate, Parew'sdickgate, Tevezgate, TurdsandEgggate...and all because of the thoughtless slaying of 'Arry?

`God save thee, ancient Mariner !
From the fiends, that plague thee thus !--
Why look'st thou so ?'--With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.

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