Anybody know what is happening with Lucash? Sunderland, West Ham, Greece? Has the guy gone missing altogether? Is there a bush kangaroo outside Upton Park twitching its nose frantically, making chattering noises trying to tell us something?
"What's that Skippy? Trouble somewhere? Lucas accidentally opened his wallet and is trapped underneath an avalanche of cash? Crikey Skippy, where is he? Come on Dean, Lucas is in trouble. What's that mate, can't walk? Ok, rest up son and leave this job to me, the kid and the roo."
16 comments:
Lucas who???? Never heard of him!
Who cares where he is! He showed us his "loyalty" by trying to hold us to ransom!
We have been soing just fine without him!
As far as I'm concerned, he can f**k off back to Oz!
Just another little twist in the continuing story.
Very funny blogs by the way.
And shouldn't Beano now be called "Brady"
After all when he wasn't wrapped in bandages you couldn't see the Invisible Man!
Cheers John VP - Wish I was finding the Test so amusing!
I like that a lot JohnVP brilliant and yeah c'mon England if the Aussies win this South Africa won't top the world rankings
cricket is a tossers game played by snobs and watched by wannabes
Critics of cricket typify the modern age - they lack focus and concentration and fail to understand the nuances of the most sophisticated sport ever invented.
throw the ball hit the ball catch the ball sophisticated my arse
Cricket is a tossers game, well what an intelligent response that is.
I'm gonna level with you. I'm pretty disappointed with what Neill has done here. The Brisbane papers say the he was offered 60k aussie a week but wanted almost twice that. I honestly thought that he would see reason in the end. His facebook lists his location as Turkey & he has a Galatasaray link on the page. Best not to stay in the UK now, wise move. I have two loaves of bread in the kitchen, both are under lock & key. I have put the didgeridoo down the back shed, i will never play again. I stood on the back verandah & threw my boomerang towards the scrub out back. It just kept going & disappeared into the trees. That's that, i can say no more. Such is life.
1854, if that is the extent of your understanding, I'm not surprised you don't like cricket. Your summary of Macbeth, King Lear, Romeo and Juliet and The Merchant of Venice? Load of tosh no doubt. R&J - boy meets girl, they fall in love, he thinks she's dead, he kills himself, she kills herself, families make up. Bosh, bosh, bosh, loadsamoney! Poetry? Writing craft? All bollocks mate! Let's test your knowledge on cricket, what's the maximum number of runs you can core from a single shot?
score not core you illiterate gobshite
Start a sentence with a capital letter you illiterate gobshite!
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You know how many runs and that makes you and rounders good then does it? My dad's bigger than yourn dad or is it you're dad, or maybe your dad or yawn blog, blog shite. Temper temper you know that rounders/cricket is for girls, calm down
It's bish bash bosh, illiterate gobshite!
Bish Bash Bosh? That's three members of the Klan isn't it?
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