Wednesday 27 January 2010

Gudjohnsen to Spurs? This can't be right can it?


These rumours about Gudjohnsen joining Spurs must be press mischief surely? Why on earth would he do that? Given the choice between fighting for a Champions League place and battling against relegation, I know what I would opt for! Why play for a successful team that creates a hatful of chances every game when you can play for a team that struggles to create three clear cut chances in 90 minutes against the team bottom of the league? Madness!

And as for Tottenham's last minute approach - that is diabolical. Gudjohnsen belongs to us, we agreed to sign him, Tottenham had no right to step in. Where's the Law of Bagsie here? We had first dibs! Shotgun we sign Gudjohnsen! Not fair, not fair, we're not playing any more you dirty rotten cheats. Oy 'Arry, your mum!

And where's 'Arry's loyalty to the club? Just because we sacked him and make his nephew's life hell when we play Chelsea - what an inconsiderate swine! Traitor!

Let's take our ball home and not play any more!

36 comments:

UK Johnny said...

So the mismanagement at West Ham continues. Who do we point the finger at this time ? Scott Duxbury ? Why on earth would any club give a prospective transfer target a medical without first signing a contract conditional upon passing the medical ?

Anonymous said...

This is the first post on this site I've ever agreed with! Quite funny actually...

Anonymous said...

another spud benchwarmer

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Stani Army said...

I think the guys rejected us at least twice before so why go in for him again? I don't want him.

He can go to Spurs where he can only dream of playing regularly. He rejected us for Monaco and flopped there too. He hasn't learnt anything.

Franco will d a better job than him anyway. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

oi redknapp you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Anonymous said...

WHERES WALLY?

Martin said...

Very good, made me grin. Not sure we want Blondie though, smacks rather of another Diamanti (who's just about OK) and Jiminez (who isn't). Benni will be good I think / hope / desparately crave

Wally said...

Here

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha eidur can sit next to keano cos west ham is going down we have mugged ya right off ha ha ha ha

john

Anonymous said...

I hate faggots

Anonymous said...

harry redknapp had a twitch ee i ee i o with a twitch twitch here and a twitch twitch there

Anonymous said...

does anybody actually think the 32 yr old non goal scoring striker is that good anyway?

Dagenham Dave said...

Obviously Zola does, fuck knows why though.

Altogether now "twitch in a minute, he's gonna twitch in minute"

Winston said...

Harry has slid right underneath us. Never trust a man who winks at you all the time. He was only round here a minute ago. Hey!...where's my wallet.

Dave D said...

If Gudjohnsen does sign for spurs it will only be to feather his own nest, I cant see him doing anything other that sitting on the bench,

If this is the case, then his hunger for the game has gone & therefor will be a good thing that we dont sign him.

First team football or warm the bench?

Anonymous said...

i heard he chose arry's offer cos his wages will be tax free!!!! dos the tax man,does the tax man, does the tax man know ur here!!! coyfi

Anonymous said...

Fuck 'im... the pasty, cod stealing wanker.

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Anton's Goffy Teeth said...

Here's a little insight into what Tottscum fans think of Gudjohnsen and Arry, lol............ 2 Special Agent Oso January 28, 2010 at 11:00 am
Rubbish dont want him we just signed him to piss off the hammers. Very sad Harry very sad. Tax free deal im sure if harry sold it to him. Enjoy the bench EG you aint gonna play.
4 Craig Estrin the ginger virgin January 28, 2010 at 11:03 am
Terrible over the hill player. What a bad choice but saggyface. Redcrapp out bring back Hod the God
5 Paulo Di January 28, 2010 at 11:04 am
Lucky escape for the Hammers methinks! He looks a bit overweight to me and is obviously coming to London to do a bit of shopping so not being in the Tottenham team wont phase him.

6 Ossies Dream January 28, 2010 at 11:05 am
Harrys loosing it dont want EG
7 Waddle Wonderland January 28, 2010 at 11:08 am
Awful harry just wants another cut of another player to feather his nest in prison. Twitch off you cunt harry and take your Jamie with you. Hee! Hee! Hee! COYI.

Anonymous said...

never sign a mecenary you can have him tottscum what a wanker he must be two faced c---

ion66 said...

New chant.
Eidur Gudjohnsen, Eidur Gudjohnsen how many splinters on yer arse? how many splinters on yer arse?

Anton's Goofy Teeth said...

He would have fitted in well in Plaistow being a bench boy, lol.

Anonymous said...

What a fine swoop by Harold, bird of prey-like it was. He will be a good addition to our squad is great to have him on board. Life is good.

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