Sunday 5 June 2011

Capello Tearing England Apart!

The distinctly dodgy performance of Joe Hart yesterday illustrated perfectly the way Capello has led England to the edge of a precipice over which there is a very real danger we will topple. Foster and Robinson have both retired from international football because of the insensitive way in which Capello has handled them, and Green had to be persuaded not to allow his gloves to slip off the hook he attempted to hang them upon. When the squad was originally announced Calamity Carson and Fulham Number Two Stockdale were the only understudies to Hart.

Now Crouch has retired from international football, pissed off at the way Capello has repeatedly called him up and then humiliated him. Look at Crouch's scoring record. Fair enough, he wouldn't be your first choice if trying to beat Germany or Brazil, but the guy is ideal when playing against the likes of Switzerland, Tunisia and Slovenia. But time and again, Capello has ignored him, opting yesterday to play Bent and name Zamora on the bench, neither of whom can hold a torch to the gangly one's scoring record at international level.

Time and again we see evidence of Capello's poor man management skills: the way he handled the captaincy issue was appalling; his premature announcement of Beckham's retirement from international football was disgraceful; his decision to leave out Walcott from the last World Cup was myopic; and his failure to identify his first choice keeper ahead of the last World Cup proved to be utterly self defeating, ridiculously increasing the pressure on first Green and then James. The fact that Hart subsequently emerged as his number one choice speaks volumes for Capello's incompetence.

Surely everybody was as amazed as me when Young was not in the starting line up for yesterday's game? Capello had allowed Young to talk to the press, explaining how he hoped he had proved his merits at international level in the last two games, and promptly benched him. Why would you do that? If Young had walked out of the squad, I would have understood his motivation, just as I understand Crouch's position.

For as long as Capello is in charge, the England team is in cold storage, anchored on the Italian buffoon's meat hook. He should be sacked and sacked now. The excuse that the England players were "tired" was pathetic. Should we qualify, the players will be just as tired in the tournament next June. But that tiredness is mental, not physical, and a good manager motivates his team to rise above mental exhaustion. In truth it is Capello who is tired. He has been found out and now needs to be turfed out. Otherwise, we may qualify and find we haven't got 23 players willing to accompany Fabio to the tournament!

Brooking is aiming his ire in the wrong direction when he criticises the players. It is clear that Fabio is the architect behind all these premature retirements from international football. A man who turns to Carragher and Scholes after they have shunned England and disregards Parker and Dawson, who clearly have a burning passion to represent their country, is clearly a total arse!

3 comments:

the headmaster said...

i agree with everything you say in relation to Capello.
That said, the problems run far, far deeper than the manager. With great swathes of the world forbidding competitive football for children under 12 and promoting futsal as a game that develops creativity and ball control, we - the dinosaurs of world soccer - are actually in the throws of asking the FA to sanction 11 aside soccer for 9 year olds.
Our short comings in the international game are symptomatic of this approach in my view. It was Keegan, I believe, who once asked of our international team (rhetorically) 'can we not pass the football to each other and keep hold of it?' The plain answer to this continues to be an emphatic 'NO'.
Until we sort out the loutish, verbal thuggery from the touchlines on a Sunday morning and educate parents in the art of the beautiful game, we will continue to develop a 'get stuck in', 'let him know you're there' and 'knock it long' attitude.
Has anybody else noticed that even at the highest level of the game, if the crowd are quiet, the desperate cry of 'AWAAAY' can be heard as soon as a corner is struck into the box. This comes from the defensive side's bench. This begs two questions: firstly, do we really need to alert professional footballers to the imminent danger posed by a high ball into the box? Secondly, perhaps more importantly, maybe one option is to try to gain control of the football and pass our way out of defence as opposed to hoofing it back to the halfway line and, inevitably, straight back to the opposition. Just a view.

Hammersfan said...

And meanwhile, Allardyce is appointed manager of the Academy. What's that saying about lunatics and asylums?

the headmaster said...

True, to an extent hF. Allardyce is indeed a pragmatic appointment, not one likely to innovate a fluid and attractive playing style.
It's horses for courses though. I'm not suggesting that West Ham should sacrifice themselves on the altar of aesthetic footballing prowess. What I am saying is that there really does need to be root and branch re-evaluation of our approach at school and youth level.