Oh dear God, Mini Me Sammy Lee has left Liverpool and reports are suggesting that he will roll up at Upton Park anytime soon. Apparently Dalglish has laid Lee on his side and given him a push, and he is rolling his way down to London as we speak.
Still, I suppose we shouldn't be surprised. Every Doctor Evil needs his Mini Me!
God help us if Allardyce has more heart problems and Mini Me is left in temporary charge! Division One here we come!