After promising to reinstate weekly rubbish collections in the last Conservative Manifesto, David Cameron has sent a fact finding team to Upton Park to study how West Ham are managing to clear trash on a daily basis. With Kovac heading for a Swiss landfill site today, Ilunga is rumoured to be on his way to Greece by the end of this week.
As if Aristotle's boys haven't got enough financial problems without Ilunga seeking free medical care! Watch out for economic meltdown on Monday as Herita becomes the last straw that breaks the Hellenic donkey's back! The poor old Greeks are certainly going to need a sense of hummus now!