Monday 13 December 2010

All aboard the open top bus to relegation!

Well I've heard it all now! Latest rumours are linking us with Blackpool loan "star" Luke "Reg" Varney! The 28 year old is on loan from Derby and is apparently attracting our interest on the back of 5 goals this season! This is a player who started out with meat substitute outfit Quorn and who has a grand total of 54 league goals to date, at the ripe old age of 28!

Do me a favour! Five goals could be a lucky streak! Bloody hell, even Emile Heskey scored a few earlier in the season! So what that Varney is playing in the Prem for the King's Head Blackpool and has netted a few, he is not the answer!

But then again, a £500,000 bid may show where our club is heading. Cole drives off in his Porsche for a cool £8 million, and half a million pound Varney arrives driving the number 15 bus! One thing's for sure, he won't be happy sharing a prawn sandwich with Blakey lookalike Iain "All aboard that's coming aboard" Dale!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fat Sam on the way to trailertrash park.

OSP said...

Keep the faith fanno, we'll get Tevez on a loan deal until the end of the season & we'll be fine. . .
*cough*
COYKeepingTheFaithIrons

Hammersfan said...

Glad to see you're still smiling Pete. Have a great family Christmas if we don't speak before. 2011 can't be any worse than 2010 for West Ham surely!

Stani Army said...

Bloody hell, Big Pam's gone. How about a Pam and Hughton partnership HF?

Anonymous said...

Its even worse for us West Ham supporters

Stani Army said...

One positive could be that Blackburn may be sucked into trouble. It seems their owners don't really understand how the football business works.

OSP said...

Gotta keep smiling mate, :)

I hope you & yours have a wonderful Christmas & new year, let's hope we catch a break in 2011 & we finally find that fortune that's been hiding for so long!!!

COYOptimisticIrons