Parker Will NOT Leave in January!

Absolutely not. Never. No way. Not a cat in hell's chance. Not until hell freezes over. Not in a million years. If there's one thing you can be sure of. Even if we are still bottom and cut adrift as we approach the end of the month. Definitely not. Impossible to contemplate.

Happy Christmas everybody. Hammersfan was wrong about this one! He said Parker would be sold in the last window! He should have trusted Uncle David Sulllivan, a gent who is always true to his word!

And now Avram has signed the pledge; Avram and Diddy David Sullivan, just like Cable and Clegg?