What a bloody disgrace. Collusion behind the scenes has robbed us of the World Cup. We have the best climate, the best stadia, the best league - but instead the greatest football competition in the World has been given to Russia.
Russia! Septic Bladder is taking the piss! They play World Cup qualifying games on artificial turf and couldn't even qualify for the last tournament! This is Septic Bladder's revenge because we exposed the corruption and cronyism inside FIFA. He's just called FIFA the capital of football, he meant the capital of corruption and incompetence. Rugby, tennis, athletics and cricket have all introduced technology, but not FIFA; dear God, that would reduce the opportunities for fixing results!
Well stuff it! Who needs a World Cup anyway?