Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss! 1-0 in the Ashes! Fivefer for Swanny! Essex man Cook did us proud! First time Australia have lost at home by an innings since 1993! Bell, Trott and Pietersen in sparkling form with the bat too. Anderson bowling like a master! Finn showing huge promise! Ponting's 150th test ends in humiliation!
West Ham may be going down but life has a way of balancing things up! The Aussies now have to win two from three to stop us retaining the Ashes, and they don't have a bowler worthy of the name! Katich out for the series, the Aussie press closing in on Ponting and his savaged brigands like a murder of crows, and the cupboard absolutely bare when it comes to replacement players.
The wheel of fortune has turned with a vengeance! Can I hear a fat lady singing? "Ashes to Ashes, funk to funky, we know Tuffers is a junkie!"