Poor old Robert Green. You can just imagine him, waking up this morning in a cold sweat and his wife asking, "What's the matter darling?"
"I've just had a terrible nightmare!" Rob replies, still trembling.
"What was it about?" the wife says, giving him a cuddle.
"It was the whole of 2010!" Rob confides.
"Never mind," comes the reply, with Rob pressed close to her chest like a baby. "2010 is nearly behind us darling and you have a match to look forward to today."
"Do I?" asks Rob. "Who am I playing?"
"Only Fulham. And Clint Dempsey!"