Friday, 3 December 2010

FIFA Launch New Oil and Gas Franchise

Following the revelation that Russia will host the 2018 World Cup Finals and Qatar the tournament in 2022, FIFA have announced a new oil and gas franchise.

A spokesman for FIFA said: "We have recently acquired large reserves of gas and oil which is available to buy at very favourable rates. All payments should be made directly into the account of Herr Sepp Blatter as a pension in return for his wonderful leadership of this great footballing institution."


Stani Army said...

I think losing 2018 has urged the cricket team on HF...3 for 3!

Losing 2022 obviously hasn't had the same effect on the Aussies

Hammersfan said...

Loving it!

Stani Army said...

...they're tough b******s though. Long way to go. Glad Anderson's woken up.

Anonymous said...

The beautiful game deserves so much more than the ugliness that is FIFA. FIFA have raped our sport of its dignity.

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