Wednesday 21 October 2009

It Could Be Worse, We Could Support Liverpool!


Things are pretty bloody miserable for us West Ham fans at the moment, but just imagine how terrible it would be to be a Liverpool supporter! The poor sods must think that a sell by date for next Saturday has been stamped on the world!

Just look at what a terrible time they are having! In the summer they were forced to sell one player. They bought a couple of players of course, forking out £17m for an ex West Ham kid in the process, but imagine the nightmare of having to sell one of their best players in the summer! Dear God, if that had ever happened at West Ham, how would we ever have coped? How can you expect to succeed when you sell a player in the close season? Outrageous! Poor Rafa, what chance does the guy stand operating under these terrible circumstances?

And then there is the injury crisis! After spending all that money, how can Rafa be expected to cope with two players out injured? How can Liverpool hope to win games operating under such an unfair injury burden? That's impossibly unbearable, particularly when Gerrard's injury was picked up on international duty! How unfair is that? How would West Ham cope if we lost, say, Dean Ashton, because of an injury whilst on duty with England? That would be it wouldn't it? All chances of winning games would go out of the window!

And poor Rafa has to cope with all that uncertainty caused because the American owners won't speak to each other! Owners? How would we cope if we actually had owners? Must be easier to be run by a debt management company appointed by a bankrupted bank surely?

I'm thinking of setting up a "Save Rafa and Liverpool" appeal fund. Surely every fan in the country should dig deep, chipping in £50 each, to help the Spanish genius to bring the Premiership back to Liverpool?

Back to Liverpool? Hang on, the poor sods have never won the Premiership have they? It's so unfair!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And how many times have West ham won...ANYTHING?????....now go back to your COMOTOSE state.....!!!

YNWA

Hammersfan said...

1966 - The World Cup! You know, the thing the ENGLAND team plays for! England team? What's that like?

Deane said...

Poor little 'faux' scousers always with the 'yeah but we did' the real answer is well you weren't there What a shame the temerity of these teams beating Liverpool do they not know their place You're not entitled to success you have to buy it like everyone else

Edz said...

My favourite ever football song is:

"they're red, they're scouse, they'll break into your house, LIVERPOOL! LIVERPOOL!"