Saturday 3 October 2009

Tottenham's 'Arry Speaks Out


'Arry has made it categorically clear that he is going nowhere. The head twitcher extraordinaire said, ""I'm definitely not leaving. It's absolute nonsense. I couldn't be happier. I love it here and I have no intention of leaving!"

Hang on: didn't he say that just before he left Portsmouth for Southampton and immediately before he bought his return train ticket to Pompey? In fact, didn't he say the same thing before his interview at Newscastle and before he jumped ship to Tottenham?

The only time you could be sure that 'Arry means what he says about going nowhere is when he is safely locked up in Wandsworth Prison. Speaking from his cell, 'Arry would say, "I'm definitely not leaving. It's absolute nonsense. I couldn't be happier. I love it here and I have no intention of leaving!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You spammers are a sad lot, why can't you talk about your own club and its achievements, oops, sorry you dont have any achievements. Maybe you could talk about the future.......in the coca cola championship.

Hammersfan said...

Keep up, Coca Cola are dropping their sponsorship. That's why 'Arry is leaving your lot, the new sponsors are Manilla Envelopes!

Anonymous said...

you claim to be a hammer but you post articles on your blog about spuds manager. what the hell has this got to do with west ham? please don't give harry the oxygen of publicity that he craves.

tonyboy

Billiospur said...

i have to say this is one of the most idiotic post.s ive seen regarding harry redknapp.....from a spam merchant..concentrate on your players sorting out the games ahead.....your in a relegation battle mate,as we were last year..and the epl will not let you take it easy......the redknapp factor is ....he has the best chance of his career to leave a mark on the EPL with spurs, his biggest club to date.......so...

some spurs fans would love to see u relegated ....i wouldnt as london teams have the most support divided as a city...and i like the tradition etc ........West Ham fans concentrate on west ham etc

Hammersfan said...

Tonyboy, this blog is very small beer in terms of 'Arry's oxygen of publicity feed. Haven't you seen him on all those TV ads and in all the nationals? Whether or not this blog mentions him is irrelevant, it's like telling a three year not to piddle in the Pacific Ocean in view of rising sea levels!

Deane said...

That raised a good chuckle
I notice the spuds coming on here are not criticising their mananager for commenting on another club I loved that comparasin with short man syndrome how true

Anonymous said...

and you don't get where I'm coming from. this is supposed to be a west ham blog, so please tell me why we are getting articles about spuds with no mention at all of anything west ham?

tonyboy

Hammersfan said...

Because as a West Ham fan, I enjoy extracting the urine out of Tottenham and their fans - Cockyfools to a man!

Anonymous said...

oh sorry I didn't realise. if you're going to take the gypsy's make it funny

tonyboy