Monday 12 October 2009

People Of Bracknell Unite!


Wake up Bracknell, wake up Sandhurst, wake up Crowthorne, political and football blogger Iain Leaning Towards The Right Dale fancies becoming your MP! Spying what appears to be a Tory safe seat, despite second home scandals in the constituency, the tubby West Ham fan, and Blakey lookalike, will be hoping to capture votes in the up coming primary. He is even using his football blog - West Ham Til I Die - to beg Hammers fans to turn up and show their support!

Just picture the scene, champagne swilling, prawn sandwich chomping Tories suddenly beseiged by ICF tatted yobs carrying cans of Fosters! Come on lads, turn up for Iain - that will definitely bury his chances!

21 comments:

Deane said...

He might be hoping to use the yobs as footsoldiers of course planning a 'night of the long knives' once in power

Hammersfan said...

God help any Tottenham fans in Bracknell if he is elected!

Anonymous said...

since when did being a tory equate to being a nazi.. there is a line and you have crossed it ( a labour voter)

Anonymous said...

This must be the most ridiculous post I've seen and that's going some considering the amount of rubbish spewed on this site.

If I was Mr Dale I'd be consulting legal advice, especially in relation to that doctored picture.

Surely you've got a more mature or even intellectual way to appease your jealousy of his blog.

Petty, childish and very sad.

Anonymous said...

A quote from 'your' blogging guidelines...

"Cut the insults guys, make your point and invite debate!"

Nothing insulting about this article is there???

Anonymous said...

You do not have to be in the ICF to support Iain, unless you believe that everyone other then yourself that supports West Ham is a 'yob'. How is the view from your high horse?


Arrogant tosser!

Anonymous said...

Just picture the scene, champagne swilling, prawn sandwich chomping Tories suddenly beseiged by ICF tatted yobs carrying cans of Fosters!
What's new? It's like this everytime we play away at Old Trafford.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the geezer who thought up that anti-gay thingy a few years back? What was it called - oh yeah, SECTION 28. No it's the bloke who in 2000 spoke out against abolishing it, no, wrong, that was David Cameron.

You're upsetting the sycophants on WHTID by the way - like you hadn't noticed.

Anonymous said...

Good luck to him, anything is better than the current lot we have in and I would include the BNP in that.

TBI said...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA pissing myself over here in Amsterdam. You've made my day!

Hammersfan said...

Hang on, some people have got hold of the wrong end of the stick - I thought he looked like Blakey in On The Buses - I'll get you Butler!!!!!!

Hammersfan said...

Insulting? What's insulting? I call him tubby, some would say fat. I say leaning towards the right, some would say right off the scale! That's not insulting! And he does look like Blakey off the "On the buses"! Mind you, now I think about it, there is a likeness with Adolf too. Now that would get the ICF crowd out in support!

Hammersfan said...

And one last comment, if Mr Dale uses a football blog to whip up support for his political ambitions, what does he expect? Bad form!

Stani Army said...

Top blog! Keep it up and ignore Dale's cronies.

Hammersfan said...

Cheers Stani. Dale's brownshirts aint appy apparently. No sense of humour!

Anonymous said...

Brownshirts? Brownnosers more like.

Great pic of Blakey though.

Keep up the good work HF.

Anonymous said...

It was probably not very wise of you to upset Tory Boy and his cohorts. Judging by the comments that you have attracted your attempt at humour has fallen short of the mark.
Interesting to see that Mr Dale has seen fit to remind his audience of the rules and regulations that apply on his site, though.
No swearing is fair enough. It’s his site and if he doesn’t want it then that’s his outlook.
But no chatting seems a bit bizarre. Since when did chatting become a subversive activity indulged in exclusively by commie pinko faggots?
All seems a bit dictatorial if you ask me. Ooops, sorry, shouldn’t have said that.

mokumhammer said...

Keep politics OUT of football

Hammersfan said...

LOL Very good 1646

Hammersfan said...

1132, Mr Dale is a Tory. No, Mr Dale is right of the centre of the Tory Party. Why would an intelligent human being support him?

It was a joke actually but it seems to have gone over your head and over the heads of quite a few others. Blakey didn't have a great sense of humour; not sure about Adolph!

Hammersfan said...

Cheers 1256