Saturday 10 October 2009

West Ham Hoodoo Strikes Again


That's it, I said two years back that a gyspy had put a curse on our club because Turds refused to buy a sprig of heather off her as he drove up to the ground in his brown Volvo, and with the sending off of Green in the game against the Ukraine, there now can't be any doubt about it!

Injuries, third party agreements, bankruptcy of the owners, the credit crunch, Green's dismissal, it's all down to Turds' failure to give the old hag a couple of quid! I'm not sure how this curse can be exorcised, but if it involves crucifying Curbishley upside down in the carpark outside the ground, I'm happy to supply the nails and wood.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Every cloud has a silver lining, as they say.
By getting himself sent off he has, at least, avoided picking up some long term injury in England's cause( a la Ashton).

Deane said...

At least Green will be England's no1 forever now
The first England goalkeeper ever sent off

Anonymous said...

By the way, is it just me or does anyone else find the photo here looks remarkably like Neil Warnock in drag?
Prettier of course but, none the less, like Warnock.

Hammersfan said...

Oy that's my wife you're talking about!

Deane said...

Oh Lordy send her for more beer she didn't look anything like NW when getting the beer

Hammersfan said...

Great arse, shame about the boat race!