Monday 26 October 2009

Tottenham Top Four? Don't Be So Stokepid!


Well Tottenham returned to type at the weekend with a vengeance! Woodgate returned and lasted less than a quarter of the game, up front they were toothless because of the loss of one player and Lennon proved his commitment to the cause when he limped off with a pain in his ankle, leaving ten men to soldier on without him.

'Arry was surprisingly politic on the subject of Arrhhhron Lennon. Surely the guy could have made up the numbers at least, operating as a warm live body up front for the last 10 minutes or so of the game. Let's face it, we had Tristan in that role for the last dozen or so games of last season! But no, Aaron wasn't having any of it. He could walk off down the tunnel unassisted but he couldn't hobble around the pitch. Frightened of those big tough Stoke defenders perhaps? Maybe he saw what had happened to Upson the previous week and thought, "No, don't fancy any of that!"

Not the sort you want in the trenches with you I suspect but then, that's always been Tottenham's problem hasn't it? When the going gets tough, the Tottenham players complain of tummy aches! Top four? Not unless Tottenham are prepared to rough it with the likes of Stoke City! We all know Premiership players are pampered, these Tottenham boys should be dressed in Pampers!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Worst.Title.Ever.

Hammersfan said...

I know! I spent hours coming up with it. Not.

Anonymous said...

Don't you have a club of your own to write about?

david smith said...

You need to start opening your big eyes and smell the relegation and energy abuse .You tell me with your intelligent s how can a team play monday thursday and sunday be two down and nearly win at the team of all stars .And how come another can beat the champions with the top player sat in the stands the other one half fit yet overrun the champions .and how come Stoke who had not won away beat Spurs with a replacement goalkeeper a replacement centre half and defend like they did even Beattie with is bad legs hook a certain two goals away tell me how and i will agree about Lennon and the rest of your statement cant wait for your answer.

Anonymous said...

14.28 he does, but dont wanna talk about them due to their stunnin league position

Anonymous said...

"One last prediction: This Tottenham team will be in the running for the title and WILL finish in the top 4"

Does this ring a bell?

Anonymous said...

tottenham top four? have a look at the league table muppet.

Hammersfan said...

David, I found that a bit difficult to follow I must admit. Beattie's clearance was brilliant though. Mind you, he raises his game for White Hart Lane. I was at the game where Beattie scored twice for Southampton and ended Hoddle's reign as manager.

1513, the season stretches over 38 games. Remember the league table going in to the last game of the season when the Tottenham boys shat their pants at the prospect of playing us a week before the Cup Final? Funnily enough, after the 38th game Tottenham were not in the top 4!

1436, yes it does ring a bell. I do get the occasional thing wrong! Mind you, if Tottenham do finish in the top 4, I will be quoting that article myself! Heads I win, tails I win!

Anonymous said...

HAMSTER STAIN. This is david again maybe you can follow this .Uk SPORT caught SHEFFIELD GOAL KEEPER.Are you following this with a banned substance well known in sports cheats lockers has something that makes you tackle tackle block block hook run run till the ref blows the whistle.This team energy drug yes a full teams take it when i discovered it .But for this case we will say just Paddy Kenny he failed a drugs test against Preston in the semis he played a blinder Preston lost a chance to get promoted.He explained he accidental bought cough mixture with Ephedrine in it when this drug is banned for causing 25 deaths through heart and strokes .The FA excepted is excuse but had to ban him because of fans like me campaigning to stop this abuse and with all the deaths last year all over Europe and the admission of uk sports lady tester to me stating its rife but we cant catch them then it made me wonder was it this drug mixed with caffeine drinks passed around during and after games causing this sudden deaths because i discovered its lethal and can make you over exhaust yourself and risk death .I have now become somthing of an expert at spotting this abuse through watching a ametuer rugby team using this drug given to is team by a prem teams medical staff and they have bean promoted twice .But this year they cant get it because of my campain thy have played five and lost five .So my point is i no what to look for and can see who is using this drug so MR Blackwell going on sky sports standing up for is goalkeeper sayig it wont make him bigger faster and play better is true if he just had cough mixture but if he took pure EPHEDRINE withis team then he would save save and is team mates would tackle tackle and score and win one nil and so thy did its funny they are going through a bad run till paddy gets is appeal won that is do you understand this HAMMERSTEIN

Hammersfan said...

1851, you need help mate. Stop smoking that mind bending stuff and get yourself to a doctor. Paranoia can be treated!

david smith said...

HAMERSTEIN that's exactly the answer i expected and you will be screaming help when the wigans fulhams stokes blacburns and other desperat teams send you down like newcastle .oh heck i forgot you had a player banned in your semi final for cocaine mr newton and dont insult my intelligentsia i left duchy with fags in my memory bank under fucking great but fucking deadly along time ago and the paranoia has worn of and my brain belongs to me now unlike paddy Kenny ephedrine cannavaro bee sting drug not none he got of, shaun Newton cocaine he is finished and rocking in a mental hospital with gazzer danny Caddamateri served is ban EPHEDRINE now scoring in scotland two youth players both served short bans for a two year drugs ban for bencoylegonine cocaine based arthritic drug both don't have arthritis .SO PARANOIA NO PISSED OF BECAUSE I FOUND OUT A TOP TEAM USING THIS DRUG YOU BET IAM AND YOU WILL IF YOU GO DOWN YOU HAVE BEAN WARNED LETS HOPE IT IS PARANOIA .good luck i mean this i like west ham for giving us peters and defoe we both try to play the right way with style

Anonymous said...

hammy iam sorry for saying that about Shaun this is sad and ruined is carrear and could have bean is bad injury that caused him to use this KILLER NOSE DRIPPING DRUG. my argumen is whole teams using energy to stop teams playing by playing high tempo games .BOLTONS MANAGER. said we have a great conditioner and he helps us play like liverpool to a high tempo. stoke manager we have a DNA that makes us play for each other and work hard .So tell Zola its not Ephedrine its high tempo from conditioners and DNA but the two together and yo have cheating bastards on EPHEDRINE . goodby hammy and yes you do have a good blog and thats from a spurs fan

Anonymous said...

what the hell is going on with this article in the last couple of posts?

Who exactly is being accused of what?

Hammersfan said...

2111, your guess is as good as mine!